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"The Hitman" has arrived. Available for contracts.
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03-09-2014, 12:11 AM

(03-08-2014, 11:31 PM)Griffin MacAlister Said: It's the fat. Traveled to his brain and clogged shit up. Next he'll be thinkin' you have a wife named Flo and that you went by the nickname Pill Man for awhile. I guess that's why he had to leave Madness. His mind was slippin' and it was time to just let the guy out onto a pasture to graze. Like the useless cow he is. Now he's gonna have run of a show entirely based of new underdeveloped talent. Wow...I didn't know how low Paul Heyman could sink until I heard that shit. I'd say it's sad but let's be real....I'd never say that. Nah...I'd just laugh and hit this blunt.

With that Griffin fires up that blunt.

"Good God, even Sid's hemorrhoids are talkin' tough now. Y'know, Griffin McAssbubble, you're exactly the type of undeveloped talent that my friend Heyman is looking for. You should really consider signing up for his gig. The man is a genius, I bet he could teach even you to say more than 6 words without people wishing they had explosive diarrhea to use as an excuse to get the Hell away from you. Hell, you could even be the champion of the Remedial Wrestling Club, wouldn't that make your poppa Sid proud?

Hey Sid! Next time you're squatting down doin' Metamucil's dirty work, give an extra push or two to see if you can disconnect this flesh bubble from your o-ring. It's time he joins his fellow helmet wearers for a game of 'let's taste the paint chips.'
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