(03-01-2014, 01:01 AM)Tri Bute Said:

(02-28-2014, 11:18 PM)Axle King Said:

(02-28-2014, 02:41 PM)Tri Bute Said: HOW TO BE THE NEW EGYPTIAN SNOW PHARAOH
-Be open-minded about your in-ring attire
-State your interest below

Thank you for your time. We look forward to forming a long lasting and dominant future partnership.

"Instead of trying to tell me about how I should attempt to be 'THE NEW EGYPTIAN SNOW PHARAOH', why not explain to me the reason why I should bother?"

"She's a deserter. She abandoned you and Diaz.. Left you both minus a partner and destroyed the very fabric of your team."

"Then because of that your reputation was shot and the belief in your ability was shattered. You've both become the subject of ridicule. You're laughed at and mocked for your failure to defend those straps you both wear so proudly. Titles, she left you both unable to defend because she vacated her post."

"Now I think those actions are down right despicable."

"Yet here you are wanting to covet her name in order to raise up a new pharaoh."

"Why would you do that?"

"What would ever possess you to want a reminder of that false idol?"

"Why not let the short lived legacy of 'the snow pharaoh' fade away? Abolish what she was and replace her memory with someone better -- one who is far better, than she could have ever hoped to be."

"It is up to you both to now realize that instead of resurrecting a new pharaoh, it's time to hail a King. Your new King and your only true King. Axle King -- the King of all Kings."

"I've already claimed a shot at the crown in my debut match."

"That's right a prize your company is holding a tournament for, I walked in and won in my first fight."

"You may as well consider the crown mine from this point on. I've just got to wait until I can pick up my property."

"In the meantime I propose this, you choose me as your new partner and I'll help you keep those belts while being the partner ESP could never be. Present, accounted for and available to defend those babies whenever the need arises."

"But it's up to you, who you accept as your new partner. You have to live with the choice you made and the actions that follow will reflect that decision."

"Before you decide though; ask yourself this, why merely fill a role when you can break the mold?"

"Only an open mind interested in victory will know the answer."

"Sorry, John Austin, I tuned you out when you made it clear you had no idea what you were talking about. Egyptian Snow Pharaoh future took one for the team. She didn't desert anyone. She served her purpose. We needed her to win the ladder match and then we didn't need her anymore. So now she's dead for the good of the team. It's that simple.

I'm a little fed up with her act of heroism being treated as some kind of grand fallacy.

By 'The New Egyptian Snow Pharaoh' I obviously mean someone who can capture the male audience's attention in a way no one else can. The dykes love Jessie, I have become the top Web-Romance writer after the last few future comics which got most of the straight gals masturbating, so we really need someone who can get some men cheering for us.

Men like naked chicks.

However, maybe if you put on some spiked wristbands and wore jeans with ripped up pant-legs or if you dressed up like Batman or The Punisher you'll get enough boys to cheer for you to get a look.

You're definitely in the running Axle, and who knows? Maybe in a year or so I'll be back here asking for the new Axle King."

"No, it's me that should be sorry -- so sorry, I misjudged the caliber of person to which I spoke. I thought you were interested in being victorious but instead you're more concerned with the fans and assembling your team based on what draws their attention. My mistake. "

"Consider this me retracting my generous offer."

"Have fun filling the shoes of the naked eye candy."

"I give your team's reign as champs till your first title defense."