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~~Mia Dim~~ · (02-26-2014)

The Dimallisher puts on a curly haired wig and pink tie dye shirt.

”Hey Sid! Look at all these

on the other team. I'm gonna find a hammer, hollow that shit out, pour gasoline all over it, and beat one of these cockblowers over the head with it!!!

Whos the first

Theo Pryce who can't seem to get off of Peter's cock for two seconds. First he practically bugs the shit out of Peter for a match, knowing that Peter is a fucking moron and will accept anything. It was obviously his plan all along to get Peter in a situation where he could take advantage of him, and have him stripped down to where we all had to see his fat slug on national television. Well, thanks for forcing your gay sexual fantasies onto all of us, Theo. Too bad you couldn't put as much effort into your gas chamber match

Is that your specialty, Theo? You just go around challenging low level talent to matches they can't win so that you can get them naked on television? Next week on Raw, John Cena challenges Zack Ryder, and if Zack can't win, he has to fight buck naked the following week! Now THAT is compelling television.

Yeah, way to establish some fucking legitimacy to your reign, creep. It's no wonder you got your ass handed to you by Lazarus. Hell, you weren't even the runner up in that match. Terrible, just terrible. You were probably too busy day dreaming about Peter Gilmour in his panties, and plotting with Scorpio on how to get him completely nude on our shows. Thanks Theo, that's just what we need is to see all your gay fantasies about Peter being played out on television by Scorpio.

Congratulations Nova, Nero, Ashen, Radio, and whoever the fuck, you're partnered with the biggest queer/bully in the federation.

Hey Flo! Let's end it here."

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