(03-16-2013, 01:48 PM)The Senator Said: John Samuels is walking backstage, confidently strutting toward Ann Thranx. He rolls up his sleeves, places his U.S. flag pin in his pocket and raises his dukes.

"Normally, a gentleman wouldn't resort to such tactics, but..."

Out of nowhere, Samuels' manager, Rep. Fairchild dashes into the screen. She bashes Ann with her gavel, spinning her around and knocking her over-- taking a spillo herself in the process. Samuels, jumps on top and pins.

KICKthefuckOUT!!!!!!!

Ann gets up, grabs a baseball bat (who left that there!?!?), swings it around once or twice and SMASHES SAMUELS IN THE HEAD WITH IT so hard that it busts him wide open from one side of the forehead, to the other. Needless to say, Samuels is out cold! She then hits Rep. Fairchild in the head with the bat, but not as hard. Fairchild goes down, but is still half-conscious! Ann, fired up, lets out a signature scream of rage!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!

Let's see how far backwards your knee can go, Fairchild!!!!

Ann grabs ahold of Fairchild's foot with both hands, holding her leg up at about a 45 degree angle. While pulling the leg up, Anna pushes down with her foot on Fairchild's knee, bending it back the wrong way! Fairchild writhes in pain as the knee is just about to snap, but security comes along and removes Ann from the situation.

Samuels and Fairchild are safe.... FOR NOW.....

How come all the weird kinky stuff in the world reminds you people of me!?