571 - Pins
571 - nips
3 - Pins going up and down the first row, left side
3 - Nips going up and down the first row, left side
3 - Pins going up and down the last row, right side
3 - Nips going up and down the last row, right side
Put my nuts on your motherfucking head!
PIN!

Scorpio kicks out by headbutting Morbid's nuts allowing him to kick out of the pin. Scorpio now shakes his head since Morbid's nuts are smaller than his ability to not fuck up booking a match. Morbid starts to stagger backwards holding his junk allowing Scorpio to nail him with a Scorpio Deathstrike sending him flying through a wall of 1154 pins and nips that shatter everywhere. Scorpio then starts picking up pieces of shattered pins and nips and begins throwing them at Morbid.

Scorpio: Take that ya bastard!

Scorpio then quickly grabs his title and gets the fuck out of there before somebody else tries to take the belt from him. As he is running away he remembers how fucking paranoid you have to be to hold this title and wonders why in the blue fuck he has put himself through holding it 11 times.

Awesomeness Achieved


1x XWF (World) Champion


1x XWF Tag Champion (with Frodo)


1x XWF X-treme Champion


16x XWF Heavymetal Weight Champion (UFO / Ark)


Two Month Long UFO/ARK/HMW Title Reigns


Longest (personal) Reign 11/12/14 - 12/18/14


Reigning Bra And Panties King


Donkey punched your mother!


Banged Rose Smith Repeatedly


Seriously Brah I Did


Said it was the best she ever had


And she could feel it in her spine


Scorpin Master!


AAOOOOOOOOWW!!!


I'm pinning the Witch Doctor So Hard Right Now


Would you pin me?


I'd pin me.





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