The scratch made Frodo shake more. This was not like the 13 Ghosts of Scoobie Doo at all. This was fucking terrifying.
I can't. The ghost of Shane will get me and steal my head so he can come back and run the XWF from beyond the grave. How I do I kill a headless Potato Fucker?!
Frodo finally looked down and saw his phone was dead. He began to freak out more and burrowed deep in the covers thinking he was going more and more insane.