A service was in progress. Hank Lane and Chesty LaRue were standing in front of a preacher. On a table off to the left sat an urn with a picture of Manny Mendez leaning against it.


Priest
We are gathered here this evening to pay our last respects to Manny Mendez. He was a worthless waste of space but even HE had those who loved him. All two of them. Of course, They couldn't be here because the Prison wouldn't grant them a furlough. Mr. Lane and Ms. LaRue have agreed to say a few words in the deceased's behalf.


Chesty LaRue
Can we hurry it up here? I'm missing Chicago Fire.


Hank 'Thunder' Lane
Relax Chesty. I DVR'd it for you. That way you won't miss anything.


Chesty LaRue
Aw....your so sweet. How thoughtful.


Hank 'Thunder' Lane
You know I'm crazy about you.


Priest
Can we get on with this? Is this supposed to be a wake or a wedding?


Hank 'Thunder' Lane
I'm paying you for this so what difference does it make? Carry on!


Priest
Ms. LaRue, Would you like to say a few words for Mr. Mendez?


Chesty LaRue
If I have to, I guess I will. A few words. How was that? No? I didn't think so. One thing you can say about Manny Mendez. He was a Wrestler. At least he said he was. I think he was just faking it if you ask me.


Priest
Okay, Okay. Mr. Lane, What would you like to say?


Hank 'Thunder' Lane
I just want to say that I consider it an honor to have been the one responsible for ending his misery once and for all. I'm sure he is thanking me already. Even what the afterlife holds for him is better than the miserable career he had before him. Now he can rest in pieces.


Steve Sayors
And cut. That part went real well. I think we can finish up the rest after a break so we can get everything ready. Priest, Report to wardrobe and they will give you your clothes back and your twenty dollars. Don't spend it all on booze this time okay?


The Priest shrugs his shoulders and walks off as Steve Sayors laughs at him. Hank walks up to him and shakes his head.


Hank 'Thunder' Lane
Finally found someone even you can pick on huh? This next shot should show Just in case Jones selling T-Shirts outside the arena. Is the look alike ready?


Steve Sayors
Yes, The stand in is ready. The circus dropped it off earlier. They want it back as soon as we are done or else.


Hank 'Thunder' Lane
Or else what?


Steve Sayors
They said something about Gorilla Napping.


Hank 'Thunder' Lane
Napping hell, He isn't even tired yet. He was jumping all over that cage.


Steve Sayors
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Hank 'Thunder' Lane
Just get ready to film the next part so we can get this done.


Steve Sayors
I thought we were taking a break first?


Hank 'Thunder' Lane
Okay, Go take a break before you piss your pants.


Hank looked around at the set. Everything was changed from being a Church service to showing the outside of the arena and a parking lot around it. In the center of it all sat a cage with a Gorilla inside of it. The Gorilla was wearing a 'Canadian Badass' Justin Jones T-Shirt. (no longer in stock due to low demand) The Gorilla jumped up and down and screamed at the people walking past him.


Finally Steve Sayors made it back from the restroom with a big smile on his face and his eyes a little funny looking. Thunder nodded his head and smiled.


Hank 'Thunder' Lane
Shit dude, If all you wanted to do was get high. I could have hooked you up right here.


Hank pulled a Blunt out of his pocket and stuck it in his mouth. He lit it and took a long drag before passing it on to Sayors.


Hank 'Thunder' Lane
Here you go dude, This is some good shit!


Steve Sayors took the blunt and forgot everything else that happened from this moment forward......


After finishing the Blunt Steve Sayors turned on the camera and began to film as Hank Lane walked up to the caged Gorilla.


Hank 'Thunder' Lane
Hello everyone, I want to introduce you to Just in case Jones. he couldn't handle losing to me and traded in his wrestling trunks for a Gorilla costume. He does sell more tickets this way though. Say hello to your fans Just in case.


The Gorilla began jumping around and shaking the bars of the cage. It stuck it's tongue out towards the camera and made a grunting sound.


Hank 'Thunder' Lane
Sorry folks, That's about all he can muster at this moment. I guess I kicked his ass so bad I knocked him clear back to the Gorilla age. So ends a glimpse into the futures of Mammy Manny and Just in case Jones. I would like to say that they were worthy opponents but then I would be lying. They are about as worthy as Obama Care. Hey Manny, At least when you lose you won't lose your head. President Obama guarantees it. Of course, He has been wrong before.


Chesty LaRue
Neither one of them looked like they would be any good in the sack. I say good riddance. Leave the business to the real men like Thunder.


Hank 'Thunder' Lane
I think they got the message by now. If not they are slower than everyone thinks they are. Seriously, Look at me and then look at them. Look at what I can do against what they can do. Any questions? The clock has continued to tick and the time a approaching. Just hours away from the end of the line for Mammy Manny and a change in career for Justin Cage Gorilla. I mean Just in Case Jones. I apologize to Mammy Manny's two friends in the joint. I'm afraid he won't be coming to join you like you hoped he would. It's his own fault for being so terrible. What does that say about the two of you, Supporting such a loser? I hope you enjoy seeing his head rolling around in the ring. I bet he doesn't dance around like a Chicken does.


Steve Sayors
I can't even remember the last time I interviewed any of them. They must have used their own interviewers and everyone missed it. yeah, That's it.Serves them right if you ask me. They had no business being in the same ring with you in the first place. Tell me, What if your opponents don't even show up for the match?


Hank 'Thunder' Lane
I've thought about that. Perhaps I have scared them so bad that they have left the country. I really hope they do show up. It would be such a let down if they don't. If nothing else, At least I can fight the Gorilla.




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