The 'Mad Irishman' staggers over to a podium, a glass of whiskey in his hand as he looks over the crowd of reporters gathered for the press conference.

C Y R E N: Kinwrathi! In lieu of it being St. Patrick's Day Eve on Saturday, I challenge you to make your debut in a COLORFUL(Shamrock Green) way! Instead of a drab and boring traditional 'match', allow us to deduce whom the better man is by whom can hold their liquor? If you be from another planet, I would be happy to ply you with copious amounts of Jameson and see if you survive!

The legend quiets for a moment,

C Y R E N: Think you can outdrink me? A traditional Irish 'drinking contest' is what that show needs! You can even pick the bartender!