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~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · (02-04-2014)

(02-04-2014, 08:45 AM)John Madison Said: Peter, you're the most sought after opponent in wrestling, and this is proof of it.

Seriously, I'm laugh my ass off right now. Is this really happening?

Hey Jessie! Hey Duke! Hey Sid! Hey Nova! Hey Everyone!-- Come check this shit out!

So I put together some half-ass argument on Peter's behalf (and mine) and these idiots are already at work.

Eli is more interested in seeing Peter Gilmour in action than even himself. In fact, THIS series of promos will probably be the most attention that Eli's gotten in months!

Theo is even willing to give the man who has "earned nothing" a shot before anyone else.

Before Nova, a man who's been champion for almost a year.
Before Dr. Zero, a man who won THE goddamn Lethal Lotto.
Before Sid Feder, a man who's just about done it all!
Before Diaz, she's still good right?
Before Mystica, he has a title doesn't he?

You know what all five of those ladies have in common? Not only are they talented as fuck, but they've NEVER had a shot at the crown. You have, Peter, and now they're trying to give you another one. What a big fuck-you to those five talented competitors. Oh well, fuck it.

It's because they (Eli and Theo) know that the spotlight is on you, Pete-- not them-- and they want to be a part of it. It doesn't matter how many times we see Nova interact with Zak Misery, it will never garner as much attention as those two liner promos that you crap out every week. Doesn't matter what kind of craziness Diaz or Zero put out; more people will tune in to see what Gilmour has to say.

If I were you, I'd hold out for a better offer.

The only offer that makes sense.

Theo Pryce versus Peter Gilmour & John Madison

Theo will eventually stop making excuses, grow some balls, and accept the challenge.

Let's put that crown on you, Peter.

You get to be the king and rule the federation.

I get to kick the entire federation in the nuts, even though Eli James IV is doing a better job of that with his original promo. Nice one, OWNER!

how do I know you wont fuck me over? but as it is written, "a friend of my enemy is a friend indeed" er sumthing like that :P

book it Bray Wyatt!

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