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01-04-2013, 02:52 PM
Cyren comes running into the area, the explosion having snatched his attention away from whacking it to pictures of Ursula Areano.
CYREN: What the f*ck is going on here?
The moans and cries of the fallen are a sweet melody to his ear.
He grins.
CYREN: Ah, I get it... I know just who did this...
Quickly scanning the room for any 'evidence', Cyren picks up his mutilated 'note' which is blown in half.
CYREN: Hmmm.... so, we're going to play games, I see...
As a security guard tries to shove his innards back in, Cyren boots him across the face.
The man begins to openly weep, his crimson slick hands sliding off of Cyren's pants leg.
CYREN: Get off me, you cretin!
Picking up the chain, Cyren bludgeons the man for a second time that day.
Gliding over to  's shattered desk, he looks to and fro, making sure the 'coast is clear.'
He proceeds to urinate all over Shane's leather chair.
Picking up the tattered remains of the note, Cyren adjusts it once again.
I baked you some delicious cookies. Open this package and be ready to be BLOWN AWAY. Oh, and have this lovely, decorative chain as well.
Love,
Michael James
Dear Asshole,
I blew up your office. I fucking hate you.
U mad bro?
Dante Anglais (Hacker)
Stabbing a pen through the note, attaching it to the chair's headrest, the Legend slips away...
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