Kimmy is seated in cross-legged position on a wooden stool. Behind her hangs a black sheet curtain for a background while she talks to the camera, presumably somewhere in the arena as there are various XWF posters for upcoming events on the concrete wall also within the camera's view.

Kimmy: Hello, everyone! I was gonna say some stuff sooner... But I don't know how cameras work. Yeah, they're like magic or something, but I finally convinced a camera guy to do it.

Off-screen cameraman: Kimmy, I'm paid to do this. I specifically told you to contact me any time you needed it.

Kimmy: Ohh. I thought you sold cameras... Anywho...

Cameraman: If you thought I sold them, then how did... Nevermind, Kimmy.

Kimmy: Okay! So, yeah. XWF people and fans, hello! I thought I should probably say something before my match! First of all, I can't wait to see all of the fans in Toronto! I love California!

Cameraman: Toronto's in Ontario, Canada.

Kimmy: Yeah! Canada! That one!... I actually got some fanmail with a bunch of questions from a guy in Toronto and it inspired my idea... I could answer them... On camera! Which is why there's a camera aimed at me. It's weird to look in the eye, because it doesn't have eyes... So, yeah! Question time!... "Kimmy, I'm so excited for you to come to my hometown in your return match! I absolutely love you, but I don't really like Frodo. He's a little... "a-hole"... What do you think about having to team with him?"

Kimmy ponders.

Kimmy: Well, I love you too! And ummm... Frodo. He's really not so bad. He's like a child. If you upset him he'll throw a cute little tantrum, but if you're nice to him he'll probably lead you to a pot of gold or something. I don't really know him well enough for that yet. Maybe soon, but he can keep the gold. The point is that he's actually nice if people aren't mean to him. You just have to love him and let him know that you love him like you would with any small, cute furry animal!... Next question. "What about Caliban and Shadows? What do you think of them?"... Well, the Caliban are scary! Like all terrorist groups! And Shadows creep me out! Next question! I'm scared!... "How do you make your hair so shiny? Sorry for the weird question, but my sister's always complaining about how dull her hair is and I need a way to shut her up"... Well, that's not very nice... Anyways, I'm sorry buy my hair is just naturally really shiny. I don't really do much to it. I suggest putting glitter in your sister's hair. It might just help!... "Can I have a lock of your hair? It's for my sister"... I don't think that's a good idea. If I cut a lock of my hair out it will probably be noticable because I'm not good with scissors. I once stabbed myself in the eye with them! Eeek! "When you come to Toronto, would you mind if I smelt your hair? My sister also wants to know what your hair smells like because she's a big fan of you like I am."... Sure! I've mailed you back with a place and time we can meet before the show! It should be fun to meet you. It's fun to meet anyone, to me. See you then. And to all of the other Toronto fans, I love you and look forward to meeting you too, live at the Air California Center! Buh-bye for now!

The cameraman audibly sighs at Kimmy's stupidity.

Cameraman: That was brilliant. I'm sure the Toronto... "California" fans will love it. I just hope you're meeting that guy in a public place.

He shuts off the camera.

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Who says, who says you're not perfect?
Who says you're not worth it?
Who says you're the only one that's hurtin'?
Trust me, that's the price of beauty
Who says you're not pretty?
Who says you're not beautiful?
Who says?