Well isn't that just a loaded question? The first thing people must know about me is that I am an avid stamp collector, I live for that shit.

Seriously though, let me turn the tables here. You seem rather uptight about your private S&M sessions, yet you flamboyantly rock up here in your GIMP suit. May I ask, why is it that you resent mentioning what you flaunt? Don't worry, I'm not going to turn on you here. That would be wholly unoriginal. And frankly, the height of inane. Plus, you liked my entrance music, so you get a pass. But please, do explain this inconsistency for me.

Also, there's this dirty rumour that this is your cum face, and you accompany it with a sound effect resembling the cry of a donkey. Is there credence to this rumour?



Hee Haw?