Oh come on, Green.

Theo was being very generous in offering you Luca's spot.

Did you even bother to familiarize yourself with the legacy that Luca left behind? Of course not, you lazy bum. You lack motivation. It's easier for you to continue to live in the Jon Brown era than to take the next step forward.

Anyway, Luca's legacy...

The man was a former European Champion, X-Treme Champion, and one of the few men to earn an opportunity at a King match-- a match that will go down as one of the greatest matches of all time. Before that, he was "Luca Arzewhatti" and he carried our bags-- and damn it, he was carried the SHIT out of those bags.

It's too bad, Green. It's too bad that you're too lazy to put in some extra work even if it means degrading yourself to the point where you're carrying Theo Pryce's luggage.

The truth is, you are not above carrying his bags. You're not above anything! Hell, you're not even above Luca's corpse, wherever that shit is. That's right, a match against Luca's corpse would be a bigger deal than a match with Barney or Allison Green. Holy shit, it's depressing just thinking about how terrible you truly are.

Thank you for not renewing. Stay in my audience where you belong... BOY!