Family Regrouping, so touching, it brings a tear to my eye and probably everyone else who has to watch this. This happens every time we end up in the same Federation, hint fucking hint already Manders.

Whoa I don't love Micah and I never did. If anyone came to rekindle a little love it was you and Zak trying to get all smoochie smoochie while hes getting over whatever the fuck it was that happened. You really need to watch what you pay for on a card, one flight to London and to the arms of your Vampire rebound. mmmwa mmmwa.

If looks could kill, I might have just died three times with only the glare from Mandii, Yikes. This might get a little messy.

All I'm saying is this time you followed behind pretty close when I told you who was here. It really must have sucked to find out you were the one that turned him gay.

Get ready for the musical break down. *In the tune of "The one that got away" (Big mocho point for yours turly there huh) by Katy Perry*

And Now I'm gonna say
You're The One That Turned him Gay
the one, the one, the one
The one that Turned him Gay

Jason!

That's my name don't wear it out.

Her lips were getting ready, shit.

Don't whistle it either! Is it just that time of the fucking month for all you chicks? Micah's being, well Micah, her he she man hater is cock blocking worse than a parent, and you are getting all pissed over me telling the truth.

This isn't talking about Zak?

This is me being stupid because Jeremy told me to watch your ass then you went off and started being all Siren.

I'm sorry that my daddy was different.

ooooooooo.

If you didn't see Marcus that last time things would have been all cookies and fucking for me but nooooo you have to go trying to make shit better when all the guy wanted was a reason to KICK YOUR ASS! Now I have to make sure you don't feel a need- are those bite marks?

Oh shit no, no no no no no. This is not what taking care of Mandii looks like.

No, don't you say you did. Oh my god you did.

You have a god?

Jeremy is going to kill me! No, hes to busy stalking he will never see he will never have to know.

Yes the phone was away by now and i was on my feet. Anyone who knows Jeremy Rider would understand my reason for shitting my pants. Oh, Jason is just racking up on Mocho today.

Greaaaaat my sister is the walking Micky D's for Zak and I keep getting cock blocked by a object with as much value as something from a goodwill! Tell me, did you give him fries with that shake? Did he ask for the fucking super size?!

And then it hit me.

You can be a tall glass of blood with a side of sex for the responsible twin who actually listens and loves for life and I can't get his fucking sister?! Mincs was right. I've lost my touch.

This is pouting Jason. With all these fairy tail things running around you would think I would have run into a nice succubus that doesn't kill by now. But no, nooooooooo Jason doesn't even get one that does kill!