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#15

12-25-2013, 10:32 AM

Hanky Panky, I think you misunderstood what I'm looking for out of sticking myself in this open scenario. I'm straight up saying my dude that YOU and I together need to double team the livin' bajezus outta this homely little brat and send him back to his daddy with a rash on his arse the size of Texas. If Frodo has a friend to invite to the party I guess we'll let him in too but I really was wanting to focus on Frodo. The reason there needs to be two of us is so we can tag in and out and take a breather between reddening his rear and upchucking our lunch. That's one ugly mug! I just hope to god his friends are a lot easier on the eyes than he is. He looks like something a horse shat out after being boinked in its butt by a horde of leprechaun smurf men...and they were probably MEXICAN too. I'm so not into that MexSex.

Oh wait my bad I'm getting a little off track here. Yeah Hank I'll team with you, and sure Frodo can invite his friends if he wants to! Let's do this bizz like it's time to jizz.

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