Shane stands at a podium and taps a microphone a few times before speaking into it.

: Ladies and gentlepotatoes, as we all know, there has been some question regarding the future of the X-treme Championship and Peter Gilmour. It would appear that Mr. Gilmour will indeed be taking some time away from the company and that means he will not be available to defend his title. Since that title is a 24/7 title, and since other people would like a shot, I am going to strip the title from Gilmour and award it to...


...
...but what's this? Some man in a suit, just looking like some ordinary lawyer type, walks up to Shane.

Man: My name is Mr. Law.

: How original.

Law: I'm afraid I've come with some bad news, Mr. . You're stuck with Peter Gilmour as your champion.

: What? Why?

Law: It's real simple. Has the XWF had any OTHER recent "vacations" taken by any of its current champions? Who else has had to have some "time away" as of late, Mr. ? It wasn't just Mr. Gilmour in the last couple weeks, was it?

: Obviously all the trolls and nerds online already know Tony Santos and Sid Feder both had some time away from the company. What's your point?

Law: My point is that Sid Feder is a champion, correct? He's your European Champion and he was known as such before his week off, correct?

: Yes. What's your point?

Law: Upon his return to the company, is he or was he still recognized officially as the European Champion?

: As far as I know he hasn't made his official return as of yet, but yes Sid's still our European Champion.

Law: So you mean to tell me, in NO WAY did Sid's week long "vacation" put his current title reign in any jeopardy at all... correct?

: I guess that's true.

Law: Then wouldn't it be fair to expect that all of your company performers receive the same fair treatment across the board?

: ...

Law: You might not like it, Shane, but you are now in a position where you MUST protect Peter Gilmour's championship. Now that you've demonstrated how XWF championship reigns cannot be put at risk by a suspension or vacation or other short term absence, you must apply that to Mr. Gilmour's championship even if it has a 24/7 clause to it. The legal need to protect your champion overrides the company dictated "gimmick" of that championship.

: You piece of shit.

Law: Call me what you will. Just make sure Peter still has that championship when he returns in 4 days or you'll be facing more trouble than you can wave all your potatoes at. Understand?

: Get out.

Law: Gladly. Good day sir. I'll give Peter your regards.