Ah, Black. Youre an ugly person and honestly I think that ugly people don't deserve champinships even though that champinship is pretty ugly itself. Promise I Never have to see you with a champinship ever again and maybe I might cradle you in my arms listening to Cats in the cradle by Harry Chapin. Now I personally am not a fan of that kind of music but other people like that stuff! You like Rap instead of good Twerking music! That should be some kind of sin right? Right? Need Insay more? Possibly I need some...Fried Chicken? Sound good to you John? Now I promise I can go get you some. Please? I need as reason to go buy some chicken because I haven't eaten that stuff in years! I've gotten a strange hunger for it. Maybe you can go buy me the stuff on my grocery list here it is:

Oklahoma Pickles
Rolls for aunt Beatrice
Peanut Butter
Ice cream
Nutella
Animal crackers ;)
School girl outfit (Don't ask)
Potato chips
Indiana Bones III (Its porn) Or a pin
Nutter Butters
And Nipple pictures of your mom.

Got all that?