Sid is seen trying to contain some laughter while watching Mr. Supernova's recent comments. Sid lets out a pretty long sigh and shakes his head slowly as he cringes and listens--

(11-30-2013, 10:43 PM)Mr. Supernova Said: You held those titles for 'awhile'. How long is awhile Sid? I held three titles at one point for 'awhile' myself. Those being the TV title, The US Title and the UFO title. All at once. Yes, I may have lost two of them eventually, but I still held them probably just as long as you held the two 24/7 titles. Plus I'm still the TV champ and I've defended that quite a few times over the course of the seven months of wielding it.

:3 x Better:
Whoa, hold the phone here. You actually held those titles too? For almost as long as I did?

Yet most of your argument is how I'm never here?

So in the small percentage of time that I've been "Active" enough in your mind, I'd managed to do just as much or more than you've done the entire year or so you've been active? Ouch. Might want to rethink pointing out how LITTLE effort it takes me to out match your puny ass.

I'm still pretty sure you know I'm better than you, but I just have to ask -- Are you trying to imply that you're equal or superior to me in a wrestling ring? I'm sorry I am actually starting to wonder if that's what you're implying even though we both know it's fucking nuts.

Quote:At least I'm at the top and I stay there and thrive.

:3 x Better:
No.

No, you are not. Do you understand the differences between up and down? Are you aware of what mediocre is? Now sit down and play with your parody championship like a good boy.

"You're at the top." Heh... wow. Try again bud.

Quote: Tell me what have you done here that didn't eventually end in you utterly dropping the ball and disappearing? By the sanctioned Gods; why, do you even come back? No one thinks anything you say will stick. Sure you're making waves now, but sooner or later 'hurricane Sid' will run out of steam and slip away into nothingness. Oh but now you've got a group you want to start, that'll change everything. Just like it did when you pretended that's what would happen with Michael James.

:3 x Better:
Michael James? You were around when I spoke of forming a stable with him? Interesting; I guess you must not have mattered to me at that time because I was unaware of your existence. Pretty much every fan in the building at our shows can talk about Michael James though -- I mean he is a pretty established name in the wrestling industry. You know, kind of like myself and UNlike yourself.

Quote:Oh but this time it'll be different, right? This time you'll actually form the group completely and maybe win a couple team matches, before you walk out and abandon them. How can you look at yourself in the mirror, with all the disappointment you leave behind? Your whole career is one big inevitable let down.

:3 x Better:
Wow, that again. You know I was going to let this slide but you seem to think it's actually the most potent part of your offense when it comes to speaking my name.

Sid Feder isn't "here" enough. Jesus, man. Really?

Hold on a second, pal -- I've got to make a quick phone call.

Sid picks up his cell phone, scrolls through some names and finally lands on the one he wants. He calls and waits for an answer--

:3 x Better:
Yeah, Rocky! What's up brother!

Oh me? I'm good; I'm good...

Yeah yeah I did get your invitation but I'm still not sure what I'll be doing for New Years.

Oh I know. I'll try to make it.

Anyway the reason I called is I just had to tell you about this complete fucking dick bag who is trying to trash talk me in XWF.

Yeah it's Mr. Supernova. He's actually trying to trash talk with me.

(very loud laughter is heard from the other end of the line as Sid pulls the phone away from his ear for a second)

Yeah I know, but get this -- it's the way he's trying to trash talk me. Are you ready for this shit? He's pulling the fucking John Cena defense that you had to endure for several months before you whooped his ass at Wrestlemania.

(a very loud "WHAAAAAT!" is heard from the other end, followed by more laughter)

I'm not joking. He actually just spent an hour and a half talking about how I'm never around and I just let everyone down each time I come back and leave again.

Yeah no kidding it's a fucking joke. These second rate wrestlers guys like you and me face just don't GET IT. They don't have their head in the game the way we do. They think all that matters is showing up every single day, doing the same exact thing every single day, and accomplishing nothing in the long run. They think small, man.

Oh, definitely. It's out of their mental capacity to sit there and go "Hmmm, maybe these major stars like Sid, Rock, Brock, and other guys aren't around as much because they're in such high demand all over the fucking world." -- These goofs can't think in those terms. They don't think big; they think wrestling in one company their whole life is going to take them somewhere.

Yeah exactly -- In a few more years it'll be guys like me and you stepping into the ring and asking "What ever happened to Mr. Supernova and John Cena?" And then we'll laugh and remember that they've already been forced into an early retirement because of their dedication to a sport that WE made look good for those jokers.

Sid continues talking on the phone and just starts walking away from the camera, leaving us hanging. I guess he doesn't even care enough about Mr. Supernova to close his statement on this matter?

Damn that Sid! Look at him walking out that door and not being here enough! I'm so disappointed! Boo hoo! Haha, I love working as Sid's narrator. Best job in the world, and with lots of free time when Sid's off working on other projects like real stars tend to do multiple times a year.