As the new King of the XWF heads to the back, we pan over to the grave where John Madison was buried under six feet of human shit.





We look down at the grave when suddenly...







John is somehow able to dig her way out of the mound of shit!


Perhaps she's had human feces piled on her before...


She uses her hands to knock off some of the big ol' chunks of shit on her face.




"It's... it's finally gone! After eight months, someone finally took my crown.


I had a feeling that you were the one, Theo.


Eli, Luca, and Nova made me proud with their championship reigns, and now you join that prestigious group.


I will now clean myself off, go backstage, and suck NAZI's cock for good luck.


As for the future of John Madison...


I shall continue to make Peter Gilmour cry every day, and continue to support Theo, NAZI, and The Black Circle in any way I can.


Enjoy the crown, Theo."