So, Beautiful Bobby Dickhead. Turns out that you are already the UFO Champin. I must congratulate you, but then I must take it from you. Please understand what you are dealing with here, and that I'm just covering my bases when I say that I am already a two-time UFO Champion, and last time I had held it for a little under a month, so I guess I know a thing or two about being a champion. Word of advice; don't trust anyone.

Trust me.

Either way, I have a small word jumble here if you want to go through it with me. Just a bit of fun:

npi
vcore
ginp npog

Anyway, I'll leave you to it. Besides, I had done it before myself. It's so easy a schoolboy could do it! ...Good luck.