Shane sends NAZI back out to deal with the visitors. NAZI relays the orders that Shane wants everyone to line up and come ring his doorbell one at a time.

(10-31-2013, 09:59 AM)ljTheSavior Said: LJ Havok walks up to Shane 's door wearing a toga. with a bandana, and face paint that makes him look like a zombie.. Zombie Pirate Jesus rings the door bell.

Shane answers the door in a black tank top with black and white face paint on... he's dressed as 2007-2012 Shane !


Shane smiles at Zombie Pirate Jesus and reaches off to his side to grab a tin tilled with candy! Shane shakes the tin to mix up the different candies and then he finally picks something to give LJ...

It's not a piece of candy at all! It's Shane 's credit card!

: Enjoy! Merry Christmas sonny!

Shane slams the door in LJ's face and NAZI shoves him away so the next person can approach...

(10-31-2013, 10:11 AM)John Raide Said: John Raide approaches the doorstep, dressed like Quint from JAWS. Behind him he drags Barney Green.

"Trick or Treat. Aye, it was a cold day on the water, but it would seem I have caught me the biggest whale in all the seven seas."

Shane comes back out eating a banana. He sees Quint and Jaws, and doesn't quite know what to do here. Pointing to Jaws (Green), Shane says...

: Is that Mighty Mouse you have with you?

Shane laughs and goes back inside real quick to grab some mouse traps. Some of them still have fresh cheese stuck to them and others have dead mice caught in them. He dumps the whole handful of traps into John's bag.

: Now make sure you share with your friend! That why I ... cluck cluck... gave you more than one!

Shane begins clucking and flapping his arms like a chicken as he goes back inside, pecking his doorway on the way in.

(10-31-2013, 10:28 AM)Mr. Radio Said: Radio walks up to the door dressed as Shannon leto. He sighs and knocks on the door.

Treat or Trick. That was the line right? Whatever! Just do that Halloween thing

Shane comes out with a cute bird...



: Oh Radiooooooo! Tell me everything you want a bird? What? Spinach!

Unable to form a sentence that makes perfect sense, Shane twitches and begins trying to bite his own ear while the vulture bites at his glass eye.

: Ouch! Dammit! Here, take this!

Shane gives Radio the vulture and slams the door. NAZI looks at Radio and says...

NAZI: Well, go on! You got your candy...

Radio walks away with the vulture still trying to make sense of what just happened.

(10-31-2013, 10:36 AM)Ann Thraxx Said: Thraxx comes to the door dressed as a female version of the Grinch... Probably would be a lot better around Christmas time, but try telling her that.... She rings the bell with a roll of her eyes.

Oooh, wow. This is scaaary..... Remind me why I'm here again.

She waits, tapping her foot.

Shane comes out and looks very pleased to see the Grinch!

: At least we reunite...

Shane has a creepy, disturbing sound in his voice as he pats his fingertips together like a madman plotting. Suddenly his eyes light up with an idea!

: Here old friend... take this! Now! Take it... It's your only hope!

Shane hands Ann a toothbrush...

But it's not just ANY toothbrush; it's been modified by an inmate and the teeth have basically been turned into a sharp blade!

: Here... this toothbrush will get the stain off of your jock strap. HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY!

Shane shuts the door as Ann examines her new toy.

(10-31-2013, 11:09 AM)AlexandraCallaway Said:

Alexandra shows up dressed as Athena, the Goddess of War. She walks up and knocks on Shane Carvers door, seeing all the other's there. A smirk crosses her face.

"Greetings everyone."

A voice sounds as she's walking down the steps.

"Callaway?"

Shane comes out and gives Ally a small box. Shane smiles and tells her very calmly...

: Go ahead. Open it... I picked this one especially for you.

Ally opens the box and pulls out...




NO!




A PETER GILMOUR ACTION FIGURE!!!

Shane laughs and slams the door.

Ally looks ready to smash the figure, but then Shane pops his head back out!

: Don't break it! That toy is your key to getting Petey in any match you want him in! That's right! As long as you cherish and keep that toy with you AT ALL TIMES without harming it in any way, I will let you choose the stipulation for a one on one match with Gilmour... AND I'LL BE THE GUEST REF! Remember, this only applies if you're seen caring for and loving that action figure between now and then. Don't break it, and DO NOT get rid of it. Think of this as your practice baby. Love him... pet him... nourish him your warm breast milk... regurgitate food into his mouth when he's chirping for food.

Ally looks speechless. Shane smiles and slams the door!

(10-31-2013, 01:18 PM)Mystica Said: Outside, from a distance, David Martin, or, at least, the physical form of David Martin watched with earnest. Halloween had always been a rather strange holiday to him. Sure, he had participated in college parties celebrating the event, and had received bits and pieces of candy in elementary school contests that took place in late October, but as an adult, he had steered clear of most Halloween festivities. It struck him as a strange sort of ritual. And he knew the history quite well. The common practices were vaguely-disguised, Christianized variations of pagan fall festival activities. Welcoming in the cold. Chasing away the demons of the year passed.

He stood, draped in a black cloak -- his lazy attempt at "dressing up" -- and stared holes into Shane 's front door, puffing away at a cigarette. Should he? No. No, that would be begging, wouldn't it? Begging his superior for a handout. Socialistic. How he despised the idea of being a burden unto others. For the time being, he battled back and forth on the issue, observing from afar as a number of others approached 's doorstep.

"Bloody nightmare," he muttered to himself.

"Howdeh..."

That voice takes David Martin by surprise as he turns to see...

GREGGO! He is smiling with all of his teeth exposes and his tongue halfway out. He slightly bobs forward and back with his eyes glazed over.

GREGGO: You like watchin' Shane from afar too, huh? It's ok... It's ok... I do it all the time.

Greggo makes himself comfortable and pulls a pair of binoculars out, even though David and Greggo really aren't that far from what's happening. Greggo uses the binoculars and starts checking out people's asses. He licks his lips...

GREGGO: Mmmmmm, mmmmm yeah. Look at THAT. Mmmm, the things I'd do. The things I'd do.

It's unclear whose ass Greggo is actually zooming in on and checking out.

GREGGO: I'm looking at the ass of that Peter Gilmour action figure. It's so tight. Mmmmmmm, nice craftsmanship on that piece. Wouldn't you agree?

Greggo reaches over to hand the binoculars to David as...

(10-31-2013, 01:28 PM)Smoke Man Said: Smoke walks up to the door. He is wearing his wrestling gear in the pouring rain, with a replica belt around his waist. He rings the damn bell like he was told.

I came as Smoke Man because I don't have anything else to wear. A costume's a costume, anyway.

Shane opens the door and looks surprised to see Smoke Man!

: You're still here? I thought we figured out how to fix your pizza order already.

Smoke Man begins to answer, but Shane interrupts.

: But more importantly, I've got your candy right here!

Shane reaches over to the side and pulls out a piece of paper. He scribbles something on it with a marker...

He hands the piece of paper to Smoke Man who reads something rather surprising...

Redeem this potato for a shot at any XWF championship (belt, not crown) you choose!

Smoke Man isn't sure if this is for real or what... and Shane only helps to reinforce that confusion as he says...

: Now remember, Blockbuster won't take that coupon if you already have store credit from the White House scandal. Alright?

Before Smoke Man can answer, Shane slams the door!


OOC: Will catch up with more in just a bit, guys!