I attempted to applaud your efforts my good man. Then that nice woman had her way with me.


The poor fellow seemed lost and disoriented. Maybe my blunders and blatant romp of inappropriate behavior, would go unnoticed if this guy kept acting delirious to his surroundings. In a place like this surely a daft sod, bumbling about in confusion would take all the possible negative light off me and I would be free to make the impression I deserved. I just needed to get myself together. Okay...the next person who approaches me, I shall greet with a handshake and a polite smile. Wait. I'm just a hand. I can't smile. Oh this is really going to be a challenge indeed!