(10-21-2013, 07:16 PM)Jessie-ica Diaz Said: "Here! Let me give you a hand!"

Oh boy, the hand puns are starting already, no matter how unintentional they are. Jessie picks up Metacarpus Phalanges by his wrist (I guess) and slaps him palm first against her own palm, creating a clapping effect.

"I applaud you too, kid! I really like how spunky you are!"

She continues to clap with our new friend Metacarpus Pha-whogivesafuck until a look of revelation comes across her face.

"This is hurting you, isn't it?"

Awkwardly, she lays the hand back down on the ground, before walking backwards out of the room.

That fiery haired female just had her way with me on camera! I feel happy and shocked at the same time. I mean I was violated...ravaged and groped and yet, it has been a long time since this hand has had a good clapping. She even was rather aggressive, which was something I really enjoyed. It got me exhilarated just thinking about it and I nearly felt close to cracking a knuckle right here.


I think I love you.


Oh this is just perfect. Well now I can cross her off the list of friendly fed companions. Honestly, what was that pathetic display there? Acting like that was the first time I've ever been clapped! Pathetic!