(10-21-2013, 07:08 PM)Metacarpus Phalanges! Said: Brilliant show! I applaud your effort my good man!


I attempt to clap and find great difficulty in the activity. Fumbling about and feeling increasingly silly about the whole thing the more I try. For even though I am a hand with the gift of movement and a rich, majestic and almost melodic voice; that echos all around anyone that witnesses me in a mysterious fashion that is both ominously, frightening and enchanting at the same time. I am still just a single hand. How could I be so stupid as to attempt to clap? What a horrible first impression I must have made! I just hope my folly doesn't turn me into too much of a laughing stock. I intend to make a serious name for myself here, in this glorious federation and I'm sure to fail at such an endeavor if I keep flopping about like a disembodied hand without any sense!

"Here! Let me give you a hand!"

Oh boy, the hand puns are starting already, no matter how unintentional they are. Jessie picks up Metacarpus Phalanges by his wrist (I guess) and slaps him palm first against her own palm, creating a clapping effect.

"I applaud you too, kid! I really like how spunky you are!"

She continues to clap with our new friend Metacarpus Pha-whogivesafuck until a look of revelation comes across her face.

"This is hurting you, isn't it?"

Awkwardly, she lays the hand back down on the ground, before walking backwards out of the room.