Brilliant show! I applaud your effort my good man!


I attempt to clap and find great difficulty in the activity. Fumbling about and feeling increasingly silly about the whole thing the more I try. For even though I am a hand with the gift of movement and a rich, majestic and almost melodic voice; that echos all around anyone that witnesses me in a mysterious fashion that is both ominously, frightening and enchanting at the same time. I am still just a single hand. How could I be so stupid as to attempt to clap? What a horrible first impression I must have made! I just hope my folly doesn't turn me into too much of a laughing stock. I intend to make a serious name for myself here, in this glorious federation and I'm sure to fail at such an endeavor if I keep flopping about like a disembodied hand without any sense!