Oooooooh $hit! The fans erupt in mixed fashion - the men roaring along with the woman and children primarily booing - as Brock Lesnar's unmistakable intro cuts through the air like a knife, completely drowning out anything and everything that is crimson. Regardless of each fan's personal feelings toward Lesnar, they have no choice but to rise to their feet and gaze toward the X-tron which continues to display Brock Lesnar's entrance video.




The camera pans the audience to reveal a young man looking to be in his mid 20's playfully arguing with his apparent girlfriend over whether Lesnar should be cheered or booed; the girl giving a big, double thumbs down while sticking her tongue out at her man who is throwing his fists into the air and shouting in anticipation of "the beast's" arrival. Many similar mixed reactions can be seen as the camera travels along and eventually takes us back up the ramp and head on to the entrance--

--where nobody comes out???

After several more seconds pass, the X-tron switches from Lesnar's entrance video to a shot of Brock Lesnar's wife somewhere backstage!



















Rena is looking as stunning as ever and has a smirk on her face after hearing what was just transpiring in the ring regarding her husband. The men in the crowd definitely like what they see as the women and children continue to not be very impressed. Rena smiles as Crimson Deadly and Crimson Cobra look on, wondering why a woman has appeared to take care of a man's work.

:Rena Lesnar: Hey boys! I hear you're looking for Brock? Well - (a slight giggle) - I hate to be the one to break the news but he's already dominated the stronger of the two of you without even so much as breaking a sweat. Trust me boys; I can get him more out of breath than either of you can do so why exactly should he waste his time again?

Crimson Deadly and Crimson Cobra exchange a glance and then look back at the screen, seemingly not pleased with what they're hearing as they were directly calling out Brock himself. Rena waits a few seconds to let what she just said really sink in -- most notably the part about already knowing which of them is the strong versus the weak link -- and then she continues.

:Rena Lesnar: So with that said, if my man already smashed up the better half of you with ease, why not have me personally beat the living shit out of the lesser half? Hmmmm?

The crowd delivers a considerable reaction to this threat! They're not used to very many women on XWF turf speaking this way to the men; specifically because up till now the XWF roster has been plagued with weak, fragile bimbos like Ursula Areano and Sarah Shit James who fail to deliver at every turn they attempt to make.

:Rena Lesnar: So here's the deal, you two cutie pies - (a break out of laughter that quickly is put in check) - aaaaaahhhhh sorry, even I don't believe that. Anyway, boys -- and I do mean boys -- here's how it's going to work. I'm going to lace up my boots once again and I'm going to step into the ring with the lesser half; that'd be you Cobra; and do you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to drop you with an F-5 the same way Brock already did to the XWF's resident roid expert over there next to you. You know; the same guy who pretends he knows how to review footage but can't even do enough reviewing to make sure he attacks the right champion! He's already made a mockery of himself by claiming he knows how to review footage when he couldn't even review a bad comedy act like Sebastian Duke in order to find out that Duke didn't hold jack shit when it came to XWF gold. All that's left is for me to personally dismantle you; Soon To Be Bloody Cobra!

Oh yeah, and one more thing -- I'll be the one setting the time and place; not either of you.

This is not what they were expecting! Crimson Deadly makes the mistake of bringing his weak link partner out from the back with him to make a challenge to Brock, and instead all they get is Brock's WIFE ripping them a new asshole and challenging Cobra instead! What a deadly turn of events!

Rena smirks and doesn't even waste another breath. She cuts the camera and doesn't wait for their response, but she knows they'll have one; a predictable one at that. Let's wait for it, shall we?



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