(09-01-2013, 01:30 AM)raYne Said: Mr. XWF is driving a helicopter when THAT MOTHERFUCKIN' METEOR SHOWER STRIKES AGAIN!!! The 'copter SPINS OUT OF CONTROL and crashes to the ground below... in the middle of somewhere. Somewhere, Nebraska to be exact. The Mister pulls himself from the wreckage, but is badly bruised... he begins to slowly pick himself up from the ground when --

*THONK*

-- he's cracked upside the head by a box of PiNS~!!1one


url of pic =/catalog/images/box-of-corsage-pins.jpg


Yes, a BOX OF PINS LADIES AND GUYS WHO LOOK LIKE LADIES [namely me] !!!exclamation_point

The Mister crumples to the ground, and the unknown assailant who attacked Angelus the night prior, is holding the box within his grasp. He wears a denim skirt over a pair of black, tight leather leggings... his feet are fitted into a pair of black and lime green sneakers... over his torso, he is adorned by a fishnet, mesh tanktop... around his throat is a spiked collar... he wears a pair of black, glittery, satin, fingerless gloves, and his nails are painted an alternating combination of black and lime green... and his hair is long, flowing, jet black and dyed with lime green highlights.

The assailant (not a pin but i like asses) flutters his sparkling eyelids, before kneeling down... and sitting upon Mr. XWF's chest, facing Mr. XWF's top portion... with one leg resting on either side of the champ. The figure places his palms on the champ's chest, as an ice cream truck pulls up. The ice cream man steps out of the vehicle-- before removing his uniform to reveal that of a referee! The ref goes to count the fall--
^a fall isn't the act of covering

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2--

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2 and 1/2 --

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2.EleventyBajillion--

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2.112105110

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pin in pink from the youtube video artist Pink Floyd^

Pins underlined. Also pins in the title and there are pins/nips in the poll below

Poll: Pin?
Pin
Pin
Pin
Ping
Nip
Nipple
Pin
Pin
Rin (the R subtract diagonal line might look like a P)
Pin
Pin


Mr. XWF kicks out and the ice cream man referee reveals himself to be Mr. XWF's cousin THE PEOPLE'S NUT also known as THAT BOY WITH THE BIG OL' BALL BAG! They double team the ASSailant in ways most XWFers only fantasize about, with Mr. XWF entering him/it/her from the ass hole. His cousin enters the freaky muh'fucker from the oral hole and starts screaming with pleasure.

THE PEOPLE'S COCK: I've got one hell of a hardon!

THE PEOPLE'S NUT: I've got a ball bag that could crush an elephant!

Mr. XWF's status has been changed to: Hitting that running clothesline into a Rock Bottom! You'll be looking up seeing nothing but my cock's bottom!




@MrXwF I'm cruisin for chicks baby! I'm horny as fuck! Who wants to hook up in the club this week? Drinks and Cock Bottoms on me ALLLL NIGHT LONG BABY!