Mr. XWF
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08-27-2013, 10:05 AM
(08-27-2013, 09:39 AM)Mr. XWF Said: Tell her I said it's fine to just be honest because I'm openly talking about it anyway. I know it's a little harder for her to come to terms with but she might as well accept reality. I'm pretty sure AT&T holds the proof.
(08-27-2013, 09:41 AM)Juan Madison Said: Show us transcripts of your guys' conversation, Mr XWF!
SNEAK PEEK
Mr. XWF: So we'll meet at the theater this time I guess. Whatever bitch I don't care.
Rose Smith: Yeah, I like that idea a lot. We can see the movie Peter won't take me to see.
Mr. XWF: Whatevs. I don't give a fuck.
Rose Smith: Oh and I can't wait to get some popcorn with extra butter.
Mr. XWF: You know they don't use real butter right? It's like, oil from cats and dogs that died of natural causes.
Rose Smith: Tee he hee, you so silly boy.
Mr. XWF: Oh my fucking gawd.
Rose Smith: Well be nice when you order for me, ok? Don't tell the poor cashier about your butter theory. Tee hee heee!
Mr XWF: I um, wait oh fuck, no. You don't think I'm ordering your damn food do you?
Rose Smith: Well sure. I like my man to order my bacon.
Mr. XWF: I ain't your fuckin' man and we ain't going to the slaughter house bitch! No bacon on the menu!
Rose Smith: Oh silly willy, you know what I mean baby. I'm gonna get you good.
Mr. XWF: Yeah just make sure you pay up. You're paying me the full $300 for this "date and screw" plus reimbursing me for ANY AND ALL DOLLAHS I SPEND ON YO ASS!
Rose Smith: Boy you crazy.
Mr. XWF: Bitch, I'm really asking. Answer the fucking question. Will you be paying me in full PLUS PAYING ME BACK FOR ANY SHIT I BUY YOU ON THIS PHONY ASS DATE?
Rose Smith: Are you seriously asking me that? Look, I'm paying you $300 for a couple of hours of "real man time" that I can't get with Peter because he has a vagina.
Mr. XWF: I understand that, bitch, and I'm saying that you're also reimbursing my ass for any and all expenses that your fat black ass brings to the table!
Rose Smith: ...
Mr. XWF: ...
Mr. XWF: ...Well? I'm not going to just fuckin' forget this shit! Confirm for me that you'll be paying me back for all the shit you eat on our fake ass date!
TO BE CONTINUED
MUCH MORE TO BE EXPOSED!
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