"Wow Peter it's so nice to see that you really thought outside the box here and came up with an original name for both me and my girl....BITCHES!!!!"

Sarah covers her ears and cowers shaking,

"Oh no Peter, no please don't call me a BITCH no one has ever called me that before, how is life to go on now. I am surprised that your fat ass took the time to take the cookies out of your mouth and respond, I'm sure that was a difficult challenge to accomplish, but apparently your Richard Simons Sweat into the Oldies tapes have really paid off. Look baby when you come up with something more original call me."