Mr. XWF has just finished up some cleaning after a very messy day. There's still some caramel on his cock but that's besides the point.

He looks directly into the camera and begins yelling with authority, his voice still muffled pretty badly under that giant silver dome.

I'm taking this time to do all of you a favor. If you're thinking of showing up for the Shove It Thunder Bowl, do yourself a favor and stuff your asshole with some paper towels so I have a harder time gaining entry. I'm making no bones about it, I'M COMING TO SHOVE IT TO SHOVE IT. You heard me right! I'm coming to SHOVE IT, and the reason I'm coming is to SHOVE IT! Don't let yourself be the one I shove in to.

Swift Ion and John Austin already are at high risk of being raped because they already got me horny. I'm still not sure which one of them did it or if it was both of them, but either way it means their asses are like a fresh cup of pudding and my cock is the spoon. Ya dig?

Heed my warning, EVERYONE! Do not come to Thunder Bowl unless you want to be just another rape victim. I'm in better shape than any of you, I'm faster than any of you, I hit harder than any of you, and my cock's bigger than all of yours put together. You are no match for That Boy With The Big Ol' Dick SO DON'T EVEN STEP UP TO THE PLATE OR YOU'RE GOING TO GET HIT WITH THAT OL' ROCK-A-LOCK-BOTTOM UP IN THIS BIZZITCH! IF YAH SUH-MEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLL-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LAAAOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW........... WHAT THE PEOPLE'S COCK... IS... SPRAYING!

Mr. XWF's status has been changed to: Hitting that running clothesline into a Rock Bottom! You'll be looking up seeing nothing but my cock's bottom!




@MrXwF I'm cruisin for chicks baby! I'm horny as fuck! Who wants to hook up in the club this week? Drinks and Cock Bottoms on me ALLLL NIGHT LONG BABY!