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Jessie-ica Diaz Offline

Only to find it again.

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08-24-2013, 05:29 PM

(08-24-2013, 05:25 PM)ljTheSavior Said: I was birthed from the Flying Spaghetti Monster's loins..No one can touch me. I'm the closest you people will ever be to God himself.

"That, that can't be true! The Book of Fedoras says that the Flying Spaghetti Monster gave birth to only one son, Raptor Jesus. Raptor Jesus went extinct for our sins. For you to try to pass yourself off as Raptor Jesus is frankly offensive, and I won't stand for this!"

With that, Jessie begins to laugh hysterically, properly parodying religion in a sense that's bound to piss off most members of any organized religion...