Great Buzzard Eli James IV
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08-19-2013, 09:48 AM
Cameras are showing a large white 'revival' tent out in an open field with several people sitting underneath. Outside the tent are several food trucks and tables selling XWF merchandise. People within the tent are sitting in brown metal chairs, which is surrounding a wrestling ring that's in the middle. Some people are dressed in nice clothes.. 'Sunday' church type clothes.. but the majority wearing normal everyday clothes.. with a few XWF shirts in the crowd.
Time gets closer to a special Sunday show by the XWF starting... as 8 o'clock hits.. Eli's music plays over the speakers. He walks out with a big grin on his face and walks toward the ring. David Martin, aka Mystica, walks out when Eli is about half way to the ring. Mystica joins a long-bearded man with a cowboy hat at a 10 foot wooden table by the ring with headset equipment laying on it.
"Welcome XWF fans. Eli is in the ring with a microphone in hand, so make sure you listen in to what he's about to say. Smart guy, that Eli is.
"It's the Sabbath. The Lord created this Earth in six days and on the seventh day.. he rested. Almighty says you were not made for the Sabbath, but the Sabbath for you. One day, you rest.. it might be the only commandment you people would wanna follow! Heh. Probably not. You people like havin' two days off.. three days off.. the more ya get off the more ya want. Not to worry, man.. I'll let ya enjoy these next few hours.. but judgment is knockin' on your door.
The Rock
- vs -
The Phoenix
'Schlong' On A Pole Match
A metal rod that looks like a dildo
The referee places a metal dildo on a poll in one of the corners of the ring.
The Rock's music hits.
He comes out staring at the metal rod he's hoping to grab in his hand and use it like only he knows how. He gets in the ring and bouncing around keeping his eyes on the 'schlong' on the pole.
The Phoenix music hits..
The Rock immediately uses his athleticism and quickly runs to the corner where the pole is.. jumps on the second turnbuckle and reaches for the metal dildo. The Phoenix runs to try and stop him getting it this early..
Phoenix slides in the ring..
Rock has the metal dildo and jumps off the turnbuckle back onto the ring floor.
The Phoenix slides back out of the ring and the Rock begins the chase on the outside. Phoenix slides in the ring and the Rock follows.. Phoenix tries to stomp the Rock.. Rock puts up the metal dildo and whacks the shin of Phoenix. He's in pain. The Rock gets to his feet. He looks at the dildo like he does his hand when he's leading to a big punch.. The Rock unleashes the metal 'schlong' dildo on Phoenix. The audience loves it, except those dressed in Sunday's best.
Phoenix tries to get away but the Rock keeps beating him, in a non sexual way, with the metal dildo.
Phoenix is a bit bloody from all the hits delivered by the Rock. He's trying to ask the Rock to stop but Rock seems to feel empowered with the schlong in his hand. He places Phoenix in the corner and starts hitting the Phoenix in the stomach with it.
"I'm not quite sure what to think about all this."
"He's gettin' hammered by a dildo, Mystica."
"Thank you, mate, for your wonderful observation. I hadn't noticed."
Rock stops and Phoenix slowly walks away from the corner and falls to the mat. Rock drops the dildo.. picks up Phoenix.. ROCK BOTTOM! He's looking around at the people.. he's about to hit the peoples elbow.. he signals for it.. he runs against the ropes... leaps over Phoenix.. comes back.. Phoenix is rolled over on his back... the Rock just looks at him. The Rock gives a big grin and picks up the dildo..
"This doesn't look good for The Phoenix. I hope.."
Rock goes for it again with dildo in hand... he runs against the ropes.. leaps over Phoenix.. Phoenix is rolled back on his back in pain.. Rock has a funny look on his face.. he throws drops the dildo on Phoenix's private area and then drops the People's Elbow. He makes the cover.
1.............
2............
3.............
Winner of the match by pinfall.... THE ROCK
"A dominate match by The Rock."
"The Phoenix got banged up by the Rock's dildo."
"A clever one you are."
Ursula Areano
- vs -
Alexandra Callaway
Strap Match
The referee is getting the strap together as Ursula's music plays. Ursula walks out looking ready to fight.
Callaway comes from behind and starts the attack early. The bell hasn't sounded yet, but that's not stopping Callaway from attacking Ursula. She throws Ursula in the steel steps. Callaway slides in the ring and hangs the strap from the referee.
Callaway slips back to the outside and seems to enjoy watching Ursula struggle back to her feet. Ursula turns around, but is met by Callaway hitting her with the leather strap. Callaway is whipping her. The noise could be heard all over. Red marks are starting to show on Ursula's body.. it seems Callaway is hitting harder when she sees the marks showing.
The referee is trying to gain some order so the match can begin, but Callaway will not stop her attack. She throws the strap back inside the ring.. she rolls Ursula in the ring and joins after.
"Two tough ladies in the ring right now. "
"Isn't Callaway and her partner fighting for the tag team titles soon? The titles you and Elisha lost?"
"....."
Callaway throws Ursula into the corner and follows with a hard clothesline. Ursula falls to the ground. Callaway walks to the opposite corner smiling.. she looks at the ref and says ring the bell.. the ref hooks Callaway up to the strap.. and tries to help Ursula up to put it on her.. once it's on.. Callaway runs towards her with the attack again.
Ursula starts throwing punches at Callaway.. but can't muster much strength. She's trying. Callaway wraps the strap around Ursula's neck and starts choking her.. dragging her around the ring.
Ursula is kicking Callaway in the face.. good flexibility.. Callaway releases the strap from her neck.. and starts landing punches to stop Ursula's attempt at a comeback.
Callaway places Ursula on her shoulders in a fireman's carry position and starts to walk around the ring.
She hits the first turnbuckle..
She hits the second turnbuckle...
She hits the third turnbuckle...
One more and she wins..
Ursula is moving her legs.. she starts kneeing Callaway in the face.. Callaway is halfway to the last turnbuckle to end the match. She's losing her balance as Ursula is trying her best to stop it. Callaway starts staggering a little.. moves forward.. a few steps away..
She hits the fourth turnbuckle!
Callaway drops Ursula's face on the last turnbuckle. She smiles.. the ref starts to untie both women.
Winner of the match.... ALEXANDRA CALLAWAY
"Alexandra looks to be in great condition and toughness! She seems focused and ready to get those Tag Team Titles. The ones you lost."
"There's a purpose for everything, like Eli says. In time we'll get the chance again."
Sincere Lee Wild
- vs -
Ann Thraxx
Anything Goes Match
Outcomes Ann Thraxx first to the ring looking intense and ready for a war with a long-time enemy in Sincere Lee Wild.
Sincere Lee Wild walks out holding Eli James hand. A different side from both Eli and Wild..
"Mystica.. what's this? Eli holding hands with Sincere Lee Wild? Are they a couple?"
"I'm not quite sure, but they do look good together. She's a great addition to the Congregation."
"She's a MONSTER!"
"Afraid of monsters.. are we?"
"Sorry about that."
Ann Thraxx stares at Eli and Wild in the ring ready for war. Eli whispers something in Wild's ear and looks back at Thraxx.. smiles.. and joins Mystica and the other man at ringside.
"Good to have you join us."
"Mystica. Randall. How ya'll doin?"
"What's going on with you and Wild?"
"My message is all 'bout setting the truth free to roam on this world. Judgment to some.. life to others. Let the chips fall in their rightful place, man."
Ann and Wild lock up. A few punches from Ann.. pushes Wild against the ropes and slings her to the other side.. clothesline. Ann is on top of Wild punching away. Wild reverses it and rolls on top of Ann.. Wild starts delivering some strong punches.
Wild lets up and goes to the outside.. she pushes a fan off their chair and takes it in the ring with her. Ann is on the attack when Wild gets in the ring. The chair is on the mat. Ann has Wild in the corner with some forearm shots to the face. She hits a few shoulder blocks on Wild in the corner. She whips Wild into the opposite corner but its reversed by Wild.. she follows up with a strong clothesline in the corner on Ann.
Wild looks at Eli at the announce table.. licks her lips seductively.. Eli smiles.. Wild bites Ann. Ann is bleeding.. she starts throwing strong fists at Wild. The blood appears to have made Ann go a little wild. She throws Wild into the ropes and nails a back body drop.
Ann picks up the chair and hits Wild on the back.. once... twice... three.. four times.. she throws the chair to the mat. Ann grabs Wild by the hair and is just pulling her around the ring screaming at her. Ann wipes the blood off her face and wipes it on Wild.. Wild just bites her arm to cause more bleeding.
Wild gets some strength back and is up off the mat. Wild places Ann on the top turnbuckle.. She starts to climb.. and hits a superplex on Ann. It took a bit from both ladies, but Wild is up first. The referee hands Wild a chain from his pocket.
"What the hell? The referee just handed Sincere Lee Wild a chain?"
"Randall.. how's the job comin' along? The one I got ya? Enjoyin' the paycheck each week instead of bein' homeless under a bridge?"
"Lee is a phenomenal athlete, Eli. Great addition to The Congregation."
Wild wraps the chain around her right hand and starts punching away on an already bloody Ann Thraxx. Ann is reaching for something near her waste.. she pulls out something skinny.. looks like a pen.. she stabs Wild with it in the leg. Wild stops punching and walks away in pain. She's trying to pull out the object and Ann comes charging at Wild.
The two are battling back and forth with neither woman gaining the momentum.
Ann is slowly getting a bit more momentum now. She kicks Wild in the stomach and hits a DDT.
1.......
2.......
..THR.. KICK OUT by Wild.
Ann locks in a headlock on Wild. The face on Eli changes from a smile to a serious look. Both ladies are bloody. Wild looks to be falling asleep slowly..
Arm Test.
1.......
2...............
Wild starts moving again. Both ladies are on their feet. A few elbows to the stomach area by Wild. Wild picks up Ann and delivers a side suplex. She makes a cover.
1..........
2..........
Kickout by Ann Thraxx.
Wild looks frustrated. She pulls Ann up off the mat.. She places Ann on the top turnbuckle looking for a belly to back suplex. Wild switches positions and her back is facing the audience. She lifts Ann Thraxx...
SUPERPLEX TO THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING!
Both women are not moving.
"OH MY GOD! WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED?"
The referee begins the 10 count. Eli for the first time shows concern. He removes his headphones and walks over to Wild.. she's not moving.. nor is Ann Thraxx. Eli rolls Ann Thraxx in the ring.. Eli rolls Wild in the ring.. Eli places Wild on top of Ann Thraxx.
1.........
2..........
3...........
Winner of the match.... SINCERE LEE WILD
Eli is trying to wake up Wild who seems to be knocked out. Eli reaches in his pocket and places a ring on Wild's 'ring' finger.. picks her up and helps her to the back.
"Did Eli just get engaged?"
John Austin & Death Merchant
- vs -
Elisha & Luca Arzegotti
All Men In Ring at Same Time
Mystica is reading a note that Eli left him. Out comes John Austin looking focused and ready to go. Then his partner, the tough Death Merchant joins him.. the two don't seem to be friendly with each other but are ready for their opponents.
Elisha comes out holding his Lacey doll.. scaring some people.
Mystica interrupts the entrance as he picks up a wireless handheld microphone and stands up at the announce table.
"Ladies and gentlemen. Eli has informed me that he asked Luca Arzegotti to not show up and to get rest. Luca wasn't planning on showing up anyhow, from the way Eli talked a few weeks ago. Therefore, Eli has decided to make this a handicap match. Good luck, Elisha.
Elisha looks angry. He points at Mystica.. his former tag team partner as if he had something to do with this.. Austin and Merchant both double attack the monster Elisha.
Austin locks Elisha in a full nelson and forces him to watch Death Merchant rip Elisha's Lacey doll head off and throw it into the crowd. Elisha tries to get lose but can't overcome the two-on-one numbers.
The referee can't seem to get this match in order and just allows both Austin and Merchant to be in the ring at the same time.
Double suplex on Elisha. Quick cover by Death Merchant.
1.............
2.............
Austin stops the count and tells Merchant he wants the victory. The two start to argue a bit, but both get back on attacking Elisha. Elisha seems to be focused on getting into the crowd and get his Lacey doll back.
Merchant goes to the outside and tries to find the doll while Austin goes to work on Elisha.. stomping away on him. Austin locks a camel clutch on Elisha.
Merchant finds the doll's body and head.. he holds it to Elisha's face.. he starts ripping it a part..
Elisha quits.
Winner of the match.... DEATH MERCHANT & JOHN AUSTIN
Elisha gave up hoping it would make Austin release the hold so he can get his doll.. but he doesn't let go. Merchant continues to rip apart his doll right in front of his eyes. Austin pulls his neck back hard.
Austin lets Elisha go. Austin leaves the ring while Merchant stomps on Elisha.[/color]
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OOC: Sorry the results are late and hopefully they were ok. It's been a rough week and it wasn't suppose to be.. but that's how things go.
Sorry to those who rp'd if it wasn't all that great. I had more planned but just really needed to get the results out.
1x Universal Champion
1x Undefeated Trio Champion (1/3)
1x Undefeated Tag Team Champion
1x Undefeated European Champion
2x Undefeated UFO/FTW (Ark of the Covenant) Champion
1x United States Champion
2013 July Star of the Month
The One Who Ended & The Administrator
Former Owner of the XWF
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