-'Use Somebody' opens up the historic 20th Payne & Joy Podcast-


Payne: Welcome everybody to the historic 20th Payne Podcast and on the 20th Podcast He said "Let there be gold", that's right Hunter Payne is the new 24/7 FTW UFO E1999 Champion! Now let's start by mentioning for 19 of these Podcast I was joined by my ex and fellow smack-talker Joy Giovanni. And as many of you know, she got me arrested. So I've decided she is not going to take part in the 20th edition of The Podcast that she helped create! Taking her place is... A woman who I got to hire for Night of Payne. Man, Joy hated that I did, but fuck her. Ladies and Gentlemen... AJ Lee is here!










AJ: Thanks for having me.


Payne: Not a problem, "I dig crazy chicks" Haha. But, I'm sorry AJ you aren't in the loop on the XWF so this might be kind of hard for you to provide commentary, except when it's about me and Joy as I've told you and you were actually there that Night..... of Payne.


AJ: I was. It was shocking to see a woman who welcomed me by your side just before the show turn into a completely different person by the end of the show.


Payne Yeah she's turned into a real bitch since then, but on to other bitches, see this Podcast is dedicated to discussing This Extreme Revolution here in the XWF. See AJ there are these two rookies that...



You know what? They haven't really done anything yet...



No wait a minute, they did....



Hmmm... well damn they really haven't accomplished anything other than give themselves a team name I guess.


AJ: Sounds pretty pathetic to me.


Payne: It is. I mean their combined record is 1-1 and it will be 1-2 when I get finished kicking Tron's ass Monday Night! The only ER You'll be seeing Tron is the Emergency Room when I'm done with you!


AJ: Hahahaha his name is Tron?!


Payne: Stupid name right? They would've called their team Tron and Cami or Trani, but Extreme Revolution sounded better. Well fuck that! I'm calling you guys Trani's from now on, and I know everybody else will, because we all hate you. Imagine an arena full of people not chanting "Revolution" but...

TRANNY! TRANNY! TRANNY! TRANNY! TRANNY!

Whenever you two losers step into an XWF ring...

TRANNY! TRANNY! TRANNY! TRANNY! TRANNY!

Whenever the fans have to hear you guys bitch and moan, they'll just start chanting...

TRANNY! TRANNY! TRANNY! TRANNY! TRANNY!

AJ: It's catchy.


Payne: You know what Tranny Tron said about me? He was going to end my career!.. Well isn't this guy full of empty promises. Tron, you and your life-mate are not ending my career. In fact don't be surprised if you're shown the door like your friend, and original leader of your Revolution, Calibanned. Then we would of had to call you guys THE TRANNY BAND.


AJ: Hahahahaha!


Payne: Where in thee fuck do you guys get off! Seriously thinking just because I have drama with Joy, you can run around here saying Payne is past his prime and you'll use me as an example for everyone else. Listen Tron, Cami, and anybody else that's going to join the Tranni's. You all unfortunately have a leader that will drive you into an abyss which you won't be able to escape. How do I know that? He challenged the reigning UFO Champion that's why! He challenged "The Machiavelli of Wrestling". He challenged Hunter Payne! That really makes me wonder if The Trani's are as stupid as they look!


AJ: TRANNY! TRANNY TRANNY!


Payne: Tron Turner, you walk around here with expensive clothes, expensive jewelry, and sunglasses that you wear when your not even in the sun. And what does that do for you? Other than make you a pompous ass, It makes you weak! Hell Ric Flair wears the exact same things you do and he's in a huge debt. You wanna show everybody you have money? Buy some wrestling lessons, because damn dude, you suck at talking and wrestling in the ring. I think I heard one of you call each other the most charismatic wrestlers today. Was that a fucking joke? Hey newsflash, you guys suck! The fans aren't booing you because you're "The bad guys" they are booing you because your a boring waste of their time and money! Get out of the damn ring and learn how to captivate an audience before you try that boring shit again. Tron, you aren't the toughest I've faced, you damn sure aren't the smartest, hell you aren't even the richest, you're just some no-name nobody Paul Heyman gave me to slap around for a few minutes.


AJ: I'd like to add to that... Tron is it? Change your name, it is terrible.


Payne: And... Cami hey I didn't forget about you like everyone else did. I saw Warfare, and you know what I saw? You lose! You lost to El Rey... I mean he really FUCKED YOU UP! DAMN! And what did you do after? Got your fellow Trani, Mr. Tron Turner and attacked El Rey from behind. That's not what a Revolutionary does, that's what a sore loser does. You are a coward Cami, because the masked hero fucking destroyed you in the ring! So you attacked him outside of the ring because you damn sure couldn't do it in the ring! So Tron the Tranny and Cami the Coward my advice to you is DON'T BITE OFF MORE THAN YOU CAN CHEW! I am the best trash talker in the company! You bitches better recognize!


AJ: Is this Cami a chick?


Payne: Yep, he must be a little bitch to be that much of a sore loser!


AJ: I like this Podcast show you have Hunter, I have to be a guest more often.


Payne: Can you believe the Tranny's thought I wouldn't have expressed my thoughts on this shitty team they created? I can't wait to annihilate this guy Tron, and his bitch Cami! Off the subject now, AJ do you think you can beat Joy in the ring?


AJ: Let me think about that...Definitely!


Payne: Book that shit Paul! Hunter Payne Guest Referee!


AJ: I'm game.


Payne: AJ I was wondering if you could do me a favor? Joy hasn't been able to hold my new UFO Championship. I know it would kill her to have another female to hold it before she did. And seeing how as I am UFO Champion and you are the DIVA's champion. I'd like you to take a pic with both our titles. Just to piss Joy off. How you were able to win your company's top prize for women, something she couldn't do, AND holding my new Championship, something she hasn't been able to do yet.


AJ: Of course I will!












Payne: AJ is holding the UFO Title! Look everybody it finally has prestige!


AJ: I like this belt. I might just have to pin you and keep it.


Payne: Very funny AJ.


-AJ gives Hunter Payne a 'you don't think I can?' look-


Payne: Alrighty that is all the time we have for today...


-Hunter Payne tries to get his UFO title back from AJ, and does after a little resistance from AJ-


Payne: Tron...Cami... THE TRANI'S... I'll see you two laughing-stocks on Mega Madness! Until then Payne and.... AJ Lee! Are out!


AJ: Peace.


-'Use Somebody' closes out the 20th Payne Podcast-