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John Austin · (08-16-2013)

>> OOC Note: Will be gone over the weekend and most of Monday, so this may be the only RP I get to put up for this match. Will try and do one more before deadline if I can. Good luck to you Matt...

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>> How many times do I have to keep whipping this man's ass?

Ever had a fly just annoy the fuck out of you. Maybe you're at a picnic with your girl or maybe you're a filthy hobo and a fly just comes along and bothers you till you commit mental suicide. Well Matt Lennox is that pesky fly that keeps bothering one John Austin. See everyone, Matt and John debuted at the same time, in the same match. What was the end result, Austin's team won and not Matt's. Flash forward to Wild Card, he was defending his X-treme title against Austin and two other men, what happened?? Lennox was locked in a trunk and Austin ran away with the title. When Austin joined The Connection, Matt made his own version and they took on each other...end result...Connection won and The Incredible People lost. My point is how many times do I have to keep whiping this man's ass before he gets the hint? He is like Jason Vorhees, no matter how many times you kill him...he never dies. Guess it's going to take a miracle for Lennox to get the hint.

A video feed comes on our television screens. It's a little blurry but unlike the moon landing, this video feed is not fake. We see John Austin slowly walking onto our screen, with a checkered fedora hanging low on his head, looking like a total douche. The chains hanging from his pants jingle and jangle. The setting....seems like one of those cheep hotel rooms. You know the ones, where you open the bathroom door and the cockroaches are having a party in the bathtub.

Hello everyone, it's Mr. Eight-teen Fifty Nine ...no that's someone else. It's Mr. Wrestling here again, invading you television sets and into your lives. Now most of you who have followed my career so far in XWF know that there are two people I can not stand....one being Luca Arzegotti and two being that no good, stinking Canadian...Matt Lennox. It seems like no matter where I turn, Matt is behind me. Trying to be just like me, like he is my little brother or something. Well Matt, I am flattered that you want to be like the best wrestler walking in XWF. My shirt is on sale at XWFshop.com by the way...since you want to be like me so bad, might as well support the cause *John sticks his thumb up in the air and smiles cheesy like*

John sits down on the UN-kept bed. You can hear the springs in the mattress start to give.

Now all jokes aside, Matt, I don't know what it is about you. Every-time I have faced you whether it was on Madness, a pay per view or at a house show; you could never take the hint. The fans out there have told you and I have certainly told you, I am better than you. Now I could pull the America is better than Canada card but I am not like that. Just add the stats up brotha...you will see who has had more exposure, more camera time and more big matches....ME!. What have you done, other than hold the X-treme title for a cup of coffee. Like I said before, anyone who holds that title is a whore because that title gets passed around just as much as a whore does. Call me when you are main eventing Madness and those special episodes of Shove-It...then I will give you the time of day but as of now, you might as well strike up another W under my name.

John lays back on the bed. The camera shifts to a over-head view of John laying down.

A-lot of great wrestlers have came from Canada. People like Bret and Owen Hart, Lance Storm and a few others. What gives you the right to call yourself a great Canadian wrestler when you have not done the things that these guys have done in their careers. Now you have stuck around this long and you never gave up, so I give you that. I am just trying to figure out what makes you so incredible though. Is it the hair? nah it can't be...NO! I got it... the dashing good looks....pshhh please...I KNOW!....what makes you so incredible is the fact that you suck at everything you do inside the square circle. How does someone get locked in a parked car's trunk?. Didn't you ever watch McGuyver as a kid? always come prepared with something. What's sad is McGuvyer would have got out of that trunk using a straw, a toothpick and a piece of bubblegum, still got to the arena and retained the X-treme title. Why because he was incredible and quite frankly...you suck!

John raises up and looks into the camera. He throws his checkered fedora off to the side like Oddjob from the James Bond series. Don't believe me, look his ass up and tell me he doesn't throw his hat all badass :D

It doesn't matter what type of match they put us in Matt, I always come out the victor and you always come out the loser, in some form or fashion. This Monday, it will be no different and I hope I can finally put your tired ass to rest. You can sing your praises of Canada, say how your a master of this and that but me, I don't need any of that bullsh*t. All I need to do is show you why they call me Mr. Wrestling. I will out wrestle you and prove without a shadow of a doubt that Matt Lennox is not incredible at all. That all this time it was just a fassad, a sheet over our eyes. I will prove that you sir are a fraud and that your incredible as a root canal....while listening to Justin Bieber...OOOO he didn't just say that ... yes he did *John laughs* ....see you Monday bitch!

John rolls backwards on the bed as our scene comes to a close. That whacky John Austin...gotta love him. Remember readers, our current stats read ... Austin -3 ....Lennox -0.

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