Greetings, wretches that wallow below the scum underneath the shoes of the great.

I am North Korean War Criminal.

And as the administrator of the TRUE XWF Championship, or as certain infidels on Warfare may insist as it's official title, the XWF North Korean Championship.

Or as insist on calling their program, FALSE XWF.

I come bearing news of the greatest title you can obtain in the XWF.

ANYONE WHO IS PART OF "SHOVE IT" SATURDAY NIGHT ON FEBRUARY SECOND EARNS THE POSSIBILITY OF WALKING AWAY THAT NIGHT AS NORTH KOREAN CHAMPION.

You're walking into a warzone this February. And one of you will leave with the spoils of battle around your waist.

Note: Only Shove It Saturday Night Superstars and Free Agents are allowed to compete on the February Second edition of Shove It Saturday Night. No Warfare scum allowed unless you PRIVATELY contact Shane and negotiate with him!

His Holiness, Chairman , has insisted that this is in the best interest of the diseased vermin swine who populate the wretched two hours of shit called Warfare.

If we over on Shove It made it clear how completely inferior you are on every conceivable level.

Then your already negligible fanbase would scurry to their remotes and quickly change the station to something more palatable and intellectually stimulating.

Like Reality Television about Moon shiners.

Chairmen is more merciful than I am.

Were it me, I would run our roster through your pathetic excuse for a staff straight into that capitalist rogue Wallace Witastick and I would take his imperialist lazy American skull and break it like the piercing North Korean sun begins the day.

A new age is upon us.

Who will be the first for glory?