(03-13-2025, 09:27 PM)YALL_KNOW_WHO Said:

Quote:Cyph3r lays a third foot into York! Cyph3r then runs back to a corner, then in charging at York, hits a Yakuza Kick!

BAMA: Cyph3r is enforcing his will on Justin York here in the mediterranean!

TODD: This might be over!

York is on his hands and knees, trying to get his bearings!

TODD: Cyph3r is signalling for the System Crash!

BAMA: Is it all over for York?

The fans all start screaming in unison!

Suddenly, inexplicably, throughout the PA system on the ship…

“Y’ALL ALREADY KNOW WHO IT IS, SO I’M NOT GONNA SAY IT!”

TODD: OH MY GOD!

BAMA: Y’ALL KNOW WHO IS HERE?!

Cyph3r turns and looks up the aisle to the entrance set up on the ship! He watches to see Y’all Know Who walk out!

The referee joins him, and watches as well!

After a moment, nobody comes out!

Cyph3r begins looking around the arena while the referee still watches the entrance!

York slowly gets to his feet, reaching into his tights!

Cyph3r turns is nailed with brass knuckles by York!

TODD: Justin York just hit Cyph3r with a loaded punch!

BAMA: York must have set the music up as a ruse!

The music fades as soon as Cyph3r hits the mat. York with a cover.

1…


TODD: What a shame, for the match to end like this!


BAMA: Cyph3r tried to cheat first with that conch, now he’s conked out!


2…


TODD: Justin York flagrantly cheated in front of us, the fans, that Kraken, the Bashmaster, and several robots!


BAMA: Yeah, just not in front of the referee!


3!

WINNER VIA PINFALL - “KING” JUSTIN YORK!

From aboard the ship, still traveling the French Riviera, Steve Sayors jogs up to that charismatic enigma, that puzzling paragon…

…Whose name even escapes me, the Narrator…

It’s… uh…

That guy.

…That guy?

Yeah, him.

”Excuse me… uh… Sir! Steve calls out, trying to hide the fact he doesn’t remember this man’s name. ”You just butted your head in the match that decided the #1 contender for the Revolution Title! You just cost Cyph3r his opportunity! The question on everyone’s mind is… why?!?”

YKW smirks widely. ”HAHA! STEVE! YOU KNOW ME SO WELL! SURELY YOU DON’T HAVE TO ASK WHY *I* WOULD GET INVOLVED IN AN OPPORTUNITY WITH MY LIFELONG RIVAL, SY FUR!”

”I… what?”

”OUR BATTLES ARE KNOWN THE WORLD OVER! IN WARSAW, WE BATTLED TO BE THE FIRST TO UNTIE THE CITY’S MAYOR,  IN A POLE-ON-A-POLE MATCH!”

”…I’m *sure* that didn’t happen.”

”WE FOUGHT IN SID SPLEEN’S FAMOUS WRESTLING MAUSOLEUM! IN A NO GUTS, NO GLORY MATCH, WHERE THE WINNER WAS THE FIRST COMPETITOR TO GIVE HIS OPPONENT A COLONIC IRRIGATION!”

”…I…Sid Spleen?”

”AND WHO COULD FORGET OUR MATCH IN SÂO PAULO, FOR THE RIO DE JANEIRO TITLE, WITH BILLY BRASILIA AS GUEST TIMEKEEPER! IN AN URUGUAYAN RULES MATCH! WHICH OF COURSE MEANS THE WINNER LEAVES THE COMPANY!”

”…Why would Uruguayan Rules mean that?!?”

”SY FUR! I’VE MADE MY MOTIVATION MORE THAN CLEAR!!”

”No, you haven’t!”

”LET’S SETTLE THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL!”

“A MATCH AT MARCHY MIDDLE-DAYS!”

”…Ides of March?!?”

”AND IF YOU WANNA KNOW THE STIPULATION…”

…

…..

”Well?!? What’s the stipulation?”

”HAHA! Oh, Steve…”

“Y’ALREADY KNOW!”

And with that YKW does a perfect 720 backflip off the side of the ship!

And into the French Riveria.

And I already know you’re a birch for getting involved in my match, what else is new? If you wanna fight let’s fight, maybe after you can take some of that much needed therapy they offer for free under your XWF contract…