Bulk Logan
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XWF FanBase: Families & Kids, casual fans (fighting the odds; helps others; disliked by most adult male fans)
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09-21-2023, 12:12 PM
In a haze of fury, Bulk smacks the previously broken XWF CamBot and the robot's camera eye flickers to life with a low whirr.
"You've got some nerve, Judge!" Bulk growls, his eyes burning with intensity. "Think you can just spout off without the Bulkster having the last word? Think again, dude!"
Bulk flips his phone to the camera with a preloaded promo clip from his first piece, 'Running Wild'.
Quote:"It's been 14 loooong years since the Bulkster graced the ring with his presence, and trust me, dude, the wrestling world has felt that void. But now, I'm back, brother! And I ain't just here to play. I'm here to show everyone why Bulkamania was, is, and always will be the pinnacle of professional wrestling!"
"I said that, dude! Graced THE ring! NOT graced the XWF! Judges are expected to be attentive, dude! How can you make a judgement when you don't even understand the facts, brother!?"
Bulk shakes his head in disappointment.
"Think that's the only misjudgement from 'the Judge'? It's not, dudes! Not only did he double down, but he then went on to say this!"
Quote:"I will stick with one of my earlier guilty verdicts of him being guilty of lying because that's what he is best at. He told us that he had been a member of the XWF 10 years or so back, I told him I found the proof that he didn't and all he could come back with was that he didn't mention it was the XWF but some other wrestling company. Bulk that is still lying. And that you were a champion of that company. I find that hard to fathom. Somehow I do. Because of all the lies you blurt out of your fat mouth.
"Now, far be it from the Bulkster to point out that a lack of evidence isn't evidence. Bulk's been out of the business for 14 years, dude, and the XWF archives only date back to 2012. You do the math, brother!"
"Point still stands, the Bulkster never once claimed to had stepped foot inside of an XWF ring prior to this weekend. I was simply speaking to the fans that followed the Bulkster back in his WPW days, dude! A company that you've judged to be nonexistent!"
Bulk flips it phone into horizontal view and flashes the internet archived WPW main page to the Cambot.
"The Bulkster might not have been in the XWF, dude, but he still rubbed shoulders with the legends, brother! Though if I remember correctly, Double D pulled every dirty trick in the book to secure that victory, dude! Now it's 2023, and the world see's who had the REAL staying power, brother! And now that I'm back, jack, I have to watch as the Judge is out here passing down judgements and handing out sentences, all the while he can't even keep his facts straight!? And those Terry Bollea yearbook photos? They're not the smoking gun you thought they were, brother! McMahon hired the guy BECAUSE he had shared a resemblance to the one and only Bulkster!"
"Now, if it's mind games that you think you're playing, brother, then you're wasting your time, dude! If you think I'm gonna sit back and let you swindle me out of a win the same way you swindled your way through the bar exam, think again, Judge!"
"The Bulkster's preparing to drop the biggest leg drop in wrestling history right on your big fat empty head! Whatcha gonna do when Bulkamania and the truth come running wild over you and your clown court, brother?!"
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