Bulk Logan
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09-20-2023, 05:37 AM
The morning light pierces through the gyms windows, casting warm morning rays over the scattered remnants of last night's party. Empty glasses, stray articles of clothing, and...
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In the center of the room, face down on the floor, the enormous figure of Bulk Logan stirs, groaning with a heavy hangover. His bandana hangs half off of his head and his bright yellow trunks are the only other thing covering his enormous BULKY frame.
His bloodshot eyes squint and blink, struggling to adjust to the bright light.
When a sudden crash breaks the silence and rouses Bulk to his feet, and he squints to find a broken window with a DVD taped to a brick lying amidst the shards of glass. Cautiously, he reaches for the disc, pops it into a nearby player, and watches the message unfold.
(09-19-2023, 05:43 PM)AntonyTheJerk Said: MISFITS COMMUNICATION ROOM
MISFITS GYMNASIUM
MIAMI, FLORIDA
The camera fades in to the Misfits Communication Room to show the Misfits Manager, Antony the Jerk standing in front of it.
"...Yakety Yak..."
And with that the feed was cut off.
Spotting a busted up (from the party last night, dude!) XWF CamBot on the floor, the Bulkster grabs it, giving it a few firm smacks to jolt it back to life.
The CamBot's lights flicker, stabilizing, and its camera lens focuses directly on Bulk.
"Antony, you little punk. You think throwing bricks and DVDs is going to intimidate the Bulkster, brother? You're sorely mistaken, dude!"
"As for your precious 'rules'? Bulk Logan doesn’t need rules, brother. All I need is a ring, an opponent, and an audience to see me put them down!"
"As for your client biding his time? We both know what that means. It means he's scared, dude. It means every night he goes to bed, he's seeing the Bulkster in his nightmares. Knowing that his 'judgements' are nothing compared to the power I hold RIGHT HERE, BROTHER!" Bulk points to the palm of his right hand.
With a series of deep breathes to steady both his rising anger and hangover-induced nausea, he continues, "So, tell your client this. When he's done hiding behind you, your fancy communication room, and your cowardly communication tactics, the Bulkster will be at Relentless, waiting. And that promo? That better be the best dang promo of his life, because after that, there won't be much left of his career to talk about, BROTHER!"
With that, Bulk smacks the CamBot one more time for emphasis, sending it into a brief frenzy before the feed cuts out.
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