04-23-2023, 02:34 PM
The CEO of O.C.P., a company specializing in the creation of robotic pro wrestlers, stands before a group of reporters, his face beaming with pride as his companies creation stands to the left of him, a little dinged up by the Cadillac hit and run earlier in the night, but otherwise A-OK!
"Ladies and gentlemen, tonight was a historic night for O.C.P.! Our newest creation, RoboGravy, just proved to the world that he is indeed the future of professional wrestling. We are thrilled with his performance and we know that this is just the beginning."
The CEO continues to explain that O.C.P. stands for "Organic Circuitry Pro," a nod to the company's use of cutting-edge technology to create lifelike robots with advanced wrestling capabilities.
"We are confident that our models will revolutionize the industry," he says, a wide smile on his face. "RoboGravy is just the first in a long line of robotic wrestlers that will change the face of the sport forever. And we're not just talking about wrestling fans, but anyone who wants to experience the thrill of watching the perfect machine in action."
The CEO then goes on to pitch future models, touting their features and benefits. "Our robots are not only stronger and faster than their human counterparts, but they can also withstand more punishment and heal-up faster," he explains. "They are also programmable, allowing us to customize their personalities and move sets to fit any wrestling style or company."
The press conference ends with the CEO taking questions from the reporters, who seem eager to learn more about the future of robotic pro wrestling. One reporter directs their question to RoboGravy.
"RoboGravy, is it true that your name is Michael Graves and these people kidnapped and murdered you in order to turn you into this thing you are now?"
RoboGravy's expression remains stoic as he responds. "No, that is not true. My name is RoboGravy, and I was designed and created by the talented engineers at O.C.P. to be the future of professional wrestling. While I may have been modeled after certain individuals, including Michael Graves, my programming and physical construction are entirely my own."
The reporter persists, asking, "If that's true, what happened to Michael Graves? He seemed to disappear right before you made your debut, and why are you called RoboGravy!?!"
But before RoboGravy can answer, the CEO steps in and calls an end to the press conference.
"Thank you all for coming, but I think we're done here," he says, his tone firm. "RoboGravy has performed magnificently tonight, and we have exciting plans for his future. We are not interested in discussing baseless rumors or old news."
With that, the CEO ushers RoboGravy out of the room, leaving the reporters to speculate on the truth behind the robotic wrestler's origins.
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