(04-20-2023, 04:22 PM)Lacklan Said: ....do it.....

....lol no....

..........please?

*ignores you*

.............c'mon dooooo iiiiiiiit...........

*turns back to the servants painting her immaculate nails*

.....FINE

DING!

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Hell there, Baby Birds! I don't know about you, but I saw, like, the BEST Anarchy Championship match, like, EVER last week. And you can take MY word for it, obvs, because YOUR reason for being, THE Aristocracy of Professional Wrestling, was there! And while I know that the television broadcast of 

THE STICKY GOOP MATCH (OF DOOM!)

was, like, super duper edited, because LOL we can't put on Anarchy, I can tell you that it was a gruesome, back-and-forth affair that featured insane cameos, death-defying antics, over-the-top commentary, and mind-blowing ring entrances. Like, legit, the entire Raab family....including Lordo's 27 nephews and nieces we're, like, apparently supposed to forget exist? However that works...came out and sang a ROUSING rendition of I Wanna Raab 

(RAAB!)

that brought the audience to tears. So the question is: How does Atticus, Glory be his name, TOP that match? Why, look no further than Warfare (a different show? Sure!) and

BOBBY 

VS

HGH

(Title? Non-Title? I'm not sure, axly)

IN

STICKY GOOP MATCH TWO: PURPLE'S REVENGE!

There it is, dear Baby Birds. From the mouth that holds THE best smile in the XWF (I have the plaque to prove it!), there is literally NO better, higher, or more totes legit endorsement than this.

Theo? Vinnifred? Atticus? 

BOOK IT!