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Lacklan · **03-21-2023, 11:02 AM**

HIIIIII-iiiiiiii! This is Sarah Lacklan, Marketing Genius, Queen of Anarchy, Rule 63 Thanos, World's Greatest Life Coach, and one half of YOUR XWF Taggie Team Champions. And while I am writing out some strongly worded letters on robust Lacklanland parchment with one of my feathered pens dipped in ink made of only the finest acids...such as THIS letter RIGHT THERE-

((Furiously rustling paper))

-wherin I have some strong words...VERY STRONG, INDEED...for a certain Miss Myst, whom I have been, like, the BESTEST of friends with for the last couple of months, and, like, STILL she's all "Sar only cares about herself and her brand, Dolly, she doesn't really love you like a daughter" and blah blah blah and OH THESE WORDS ARE STRONG, JEN-JEN-

((heavy breathes and seething))

...my hand starts to cramp! And that's why I use the NEWEST and BESTEST product on the market:

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