Darren laughs like crazy because no one with a dick bigger than two inches reads or writes books. That shit's lame. There's only ever been two books that were good, one is Dracula and one is the Kama Sutra, which Darren has reenacted cover to cover with tons of broads.

Darren Dangerous: "Wow what a loser. Not only is there still a huge cock on your chest, with really well drawn balls, but you like books. What a chump. No girl will ever blow you if you read. They want real men who kill animals and get into bare knuckle fist fights at the bar. I'm gonna crush a bunch of glass and lay it on the ground, flip you onto it, then stick my nose up your ass and snort the glass right up your dick hole."

Darren pulls out a Yield sign, because the intersection he was closest to didn't have a Stop sign. It still hurts when you hit people with it so shut up.

He hits EDWARD so hard he gets AIDS of the face.