Poll: Do you like the new design?

EDWARD THE GREAT · (08-26-2022)

As EDWARD lay there in a pool of blood, he has time to reflect on his life, career, and how it all led him to this moment, where he now finds a dick and balls scribbled onto his chest in his own blood.

Heavy do these thoughts weigh on EDWARD for hours, days, even weeks later.

Eventually, EDWARD decides to cope with these feelings by writing a book titled, "EDWARD STILL STRONGEST WARRIOR" By EDWARD E. EDWARD.

After some Google searching at the public library of the topic, "How to self publish your book", EDWARD and his book found their way onto Amazon for $24.99!

After a few weeks of no sales, EDWARD placed the book on discount for $10!

Still, no takers.

Eventually EDWARD would agree to add his book to the Prime reads list, meaning Prime members would be allowed to read it for free.

A few months later someone FINALLY did, and when that happened, EDWARD's head grew even larger than it was before.

Because now he was a published author who knew for a fact that SOMEONE read his book and if EDWARD, an uneducated caveman from an unknown and uncharted island, can conquer the literary battlefield without any prior training, then surely a seasoned hunter and warrior such as himself, could rise to the challenge of a man such as Darren Dangerous!

"NOW THAT EDWARD STRONGEST BOOK MAKER, EDWARD READY TO PROVE HE STRONGEST WARRIOR! EDWARD WANT MATCH WITH BLOODY ROUND MAN!"

Poll: Do you like the new design? You do not have permission to vote in this poll.
Yes Daddy Nickleman, we love it!	25.00%	1	25.00%
No you rat bastard sumbitch, we hate this new belt!	75.00%	3	75.00%
Total		4 vote(s)	100%

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