What year is this? 1998?? But hey, I get it: simple mind, simple insults! You're just lucky we're not the PC Police here! No, that's not who we are, but what we ACTUALLY are the REAL authority... authorities on how to put naughty little baby boys like YOU in their place! Simply put, you subhuman nonentity, we let you twist in the wind this whole time! You twisted in the wind as EASILY... AS! EASILYYYYYY!! as The Strong Style Satanist will proverbially twist the knife so deep into you that you'll be hard-pressed to tell the difference between a blackhead and the tip of the knife handle!

Anyway, ignore all these comments. You don't want them. You want "Deathwish" Hide Yamazaki. WHY you want him I'll NEVER know. I'm guessing stupidity. Considering your associates, it's no guess! Because if all you wanted was a shot at my client, you didn't need to go the stupid route! You never needed to save your friends Barney and Darren from THE BEATING OF THEIR MISERABLE LIVES!!! You could have waited in line, and we'd GLADLY have shown you why Hide Yamazaki is the ONLY... two-time and FIRST-EVER Lord of Violence!

Anyway, you want someone to staple your potty mouth shut, what better way to stop up a potty mouth than with SHIT! The tidal wave of shit that's about to crush you, suffocate you, even THAT won't be enough buildup to prevent HIDE! YAMAZAKI! To kick the shit OUT of you!! We accept, hope you have a plan b for when we boot you COMPLETELY out of pro wrestling, oh, and, uh, if you're now regretting the situation you've found yourself in:

TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LATE!!! HA HA HA!!!