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Lacklan · (05-02-2022)

HIIIIIII-iiiiiiii! We are BACK after our THIRD round/set/bunch/pod/flock of matches in the Plump Pigeon Tournament #Sar1ClassAXLY, and here's where we currently stand:

S Block:

Vita: 6 Points
Ruby: 4 Points
Generic Heel: 2 Points
Calvary: 2 Points
Oswald: 2 Points
Tommy: 2 Points

L Block:

Cashe: 6 Points
Boots: 4 Points
HGH: 4 Points
Centurion: 2 Points
Dolly: 2 Points
Raab: 0 Points

Mang, I love tournaments! Halfway-ish through, and I am NOT shocked to see Vampeteen atop her block with 6 wins, and I AM shocked to see Mr. 4CW doing the same for his! Last week had some upsets that are developing more of our stories, and THIS week has a few curveballs. PART of that is that SOMEONE didn't think to go to something like challonge.com to set up the tournament and needed some expert help in how to get out of that mess...and ANOTHER part is some dumb-dumb having such a stupid bit that even Corey has to roll his eyes as they get whisked away back to their home planet. Or something. N-E-Ways, lets take a look at next week's card!

Vampeteen vs. Wish - Early on, I let it be known that I was kinda-sorta, somewhat impressed by Wish. Tommy Boy was coming out firing! And while he MAY have misunderstood HOW a round robin works...kept talking about how he's already out of the running after, like, the first match...I still have high hopes that he'll do well overall. Unfortunately for him, he's going up against the block leader this week. Vampy had a rough week in there...and that might still be happening after she fights Peety-V this week...but I'm positive that she'll be focused for my tournament match.
Winner: Vamps

$$$$$$$$ vs. ???????? - Vampy's #HotBoi imploded in the type of way that I just about always expect peeps her to implode (#DSSS) which leaves Oswald fighting...um...someone? I have a feeling he'll get the W this week, but I think his disjointed participation is ultimately going to leave him in the middle, at best.
Winner: Money

Boots vs. LOL - Because LOL, our foul-mouthed janitor can't even beat someone in a cast. And because of THAT, the surprising (to me, n-e-ways) Boots is getting back in the mix of things.
Winner: Boots

Letters v. Centy-Last time, HGH got a couple of points I didn't expect. AND Centy dropped the ball because OMG POLITICS SOMEONE IS WRONG ON THE INTERNET. I expect my 4th Place Best Friend to knock some sense into Centy and get him to axly go to bed instead of losing sleep over someone's political views and beat up the dude who, as far as I can tell, has shown us everything he has to show us.
Winner: Ruby's undead sex toy

Annnnnnnnd that's it! Yes yes, there are more matches, including a Block vs. Block tag match (because LOL), but I'll cover that stuff in my upcoming commercials. Until then... keep your Eyes on Anarchy!

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And don't forget: You axly have a reason to watch Madness tonight! #You'reWelcome!

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