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(Gravy_Xtreme_5000) · (04-18-2022)

(04-18-2022, 11:22 AM)Money Oswald Said:
(04-18-2022, 11:06 AM)(Gravy_Xtreme_5000) Said: This is it! Graves chance to get anything he wants from Ozzy! Including his spot on the roster, all it takes is Oswald naming Micheal as his tag team partner, and the XWF would have no choice but to book him for matches!

I want a 12pk of diet coke and a $50 McDonalds gift card!"

Micheal smiles, thinking he has Ozzy by the balls with his super expensive offer!

Oswald taps his chin before talking

"Do a good job, you'll get a 24 pack and a hundred dollar McDonald's gift card as payment for taking on this case and winning."

Graves can barely contain his excitement...

But somehow, he does and faces the wall once more!

Your honor! Vita Valenteen couldn't wrestle her way out of a wet paper bag, much less stand any sort of actual chance against a monster such as Big Money Oswald! Vita and more importantly, Sarah @Lacklan knew this going into Vita versus Oswald, and as such it is VERY likely that one or both of these two known manipulators would have conceived a plan to give Vita the unfair advantage!

To back up this claim, I submit into evidence exhibit A!

Exhibit A:

04/16/2022 - Savage - Lost to Angelica Vaughn

04/07/2022 - Anarchy - Defeated “The Billion Dollar Man” Oswald

03/28/2022 - Madness - Defeated Hide Yamazaki, Jacki O’Lantern, and Oliver Taylor (LOV Championship)

03/28/2022 - March Madness PPV - Defeated Calvary

03/16/2022 - Anarchy - Defeated Ruby

03/15/2022 - Warfare - Defeated Morbid Angel

03/12/2022 - Savage - Defeated Alex-Minet-Vega-Yin

03/03/2022 - Anarchy - Defeated Calvary

02/28/2022 - Madness - w/ Sierra Silver lost to Team KTFO

02/12/2022 - Savage - Defeated Thunder Knuckles

02/10/2022 - Anarchy - Lost to Latina Submission Machina

01/06/2021 - Anarchy - (w/LSM) Defeated the team of O Bay T. Law & Bartholomew "Boots" Lichter

12/10/2021 - Anarchy - Lost to Latina Submission Machina

11/11/2021 - Anarchy - Lost to Centurion (in a Triple Threat including Latina Submission Machina)

07/21/2021 - Warfare - Lost to Betsy Granger in an elimination triple threat that included Centurion

07/07/2021 - Warfare - Defeated Geri Vayden

06/23/2021 - Warfare - Lost to Steven Cooper

06/12/2021 - Anarchy - Lost to Tula Keali'i (Anarchy Championship Defense)

12/10/2020 - Anarchy - Lost to Tula Keali’i (in a triple threat that included Ruby)

11/05/2020 - Anarchy - Lost to Ned Kaye

10/25/2020 - Anarchy - Lost the to Tula Keali’i

10/08/2020 - Anarchy - (w/Ruby, Tula Keali'i, and Boris) Lost to Team BOB (Miss Fury, Thunder Knuckles, Money Oswald, and Robbie Bourbon)

05/21/2020 - Anarchy - NO CONTEST - vs - Micheal Graves

05/07/2020 - Anarchy - (w/Calvary) Lost to the team of Ruby & Osira Themis

04/23/2020 - Anarchy - Lost a Battle Royal (final elimination)

04/22/21 - Warfare - Defeated Lizette Miracle

02/27/2020 - Anarchy - (w/Noah Jackson) Lost to the team of Shawn Warstein and Ruby

01/16/2020 - Anarchy - (w/Ruby) DRAW with the Sick Cunts (Shawn Warstein and Noah Jackson)

12/19/2019 - Anarchy - Defeated Amjetkun Socio

12/01/2019 - Lethal Lottery - (w/Ruby) Lost to Fuzz © & The Big Shank in a triple threat that included the team of Amjetkun Socio & Mastermind

11/16/2019 - Savage - (w/ The Big Shank) Defeated the team of Kris "The Hammer" Von Bonn & Peter Gilmour

11/15/2019 - Anarchy - Lost to Noah Jackson (in a Fatal Fourway that included Mastermind and Maxine)

11/07/2019 - Warfare - *Defeated Centurion (*Anarchy title defense)

11/02/2019 - Savage - (w/ Amjetkun Socio) Defeated the team of "The" Tristan Slater & Jim Jimson

10/31/2019 - Anarchy - (w/Ruby) Defeated the team of Maxine and Bobbi London

10/23/2019 - Warfare - Defeated The invisible Man

10/17/2019 - Anarchy - Defeated Noah Jackson

10/09/2019 - Warfare - Defeated Thunder Knuckles

10/04/2019 - Battle For the Bahamas - NO CONTEST with Noah Jackson

09/27/2019 - Relentless - Lost to Sarah Lacklan

09/14/2019 - Savage - Defeated Jason Rayne

09/12/2019 - Anarchy - Lost to Bobbi London

08/31/2019 - Savage - Lost to Kieran Overton (Fatal Fourway including Finn Kuhn & Michael McBride)

08/29/2019 - Anarchy - Defeated John Black

08/15/2019 - Anarchy - Lost to Sarah Lacklan

07/11/2019 - Anarchy - Lost to "The Amazing" Ashley Ackles

06/27/2019 - Anarchy - Lost to "The Amazing" Ashley Ackles (Fatal Fourway including Bobbi London and Maxine)

06/13/2019 - Anarchy - Lost to Noah Jackson

05/30/2019 - Anarchy - Lost to Sarah Lacklan

05/02/2019 - Anarchy - Defeated Reggie "The Sandman" Martin

04/23/19 - Warfare - Lost to Big D

03/13/2019 - Warfare - Defeated Kid Cool (Xtreme Title Defense)

02/16/2019 - Savage - Defeated El Pantera (Xtreme Title Defense)

02/09/2019 - Savage - Defeated Tommy Wish (Xtreme Title Defense)

01/26/2019 - Savage - Defeated Lux/Corey Smith (Xtreme Title Defense)

01/19/2019 - Savage - Defeated Dillinger D'Marco

01/16/2019 - Warfare - (w/ Jessalyn Hart) Lost to APEX (Tag Title Defense)

01/12/2019 - Savage - (w/ Jessalyn Hart) Lost to The Jobbers

09/12/2018 - Warfare - (w/Jessalyn Hart) Defeated the team of Peter Gilmour & Drezdin (Won Tag Titles)

08/29/2018 - Warfare - (w/ Jessalyn Hart) Defeated Chris Chaos and Tommy Wish

08/15/2018 - Warfare - Defeated Rain and Jeff Danger in a Triple Threat

08/11/2018 - Savage - (w/ Micheal Graves) Lost to BX3

What you have before you is Vita Valenteen's incomplete match history! Now, while this document may be missing a few Pay-Per-View appearances, I think that it paints a pretty good picture of someone who only THINKS that they belong inside of the ring!

Just look at her VERY FIRST MATCH, where her inability to be even mildly effective as a tag team partner would cost me my contract here in the XWF, and has made it hard for me to earn a living ever since!

After that, management fed the girl some jobbers and teamed her up with someone who had the experience to carry her dead weight ass, but even that wasn't enough to stop her from eating a loss to a team literally named THE JOBBERS! You will notice this trend repeat throughout her career! Vita's fed gimmie's gets a little forward momentum, finds a real star to hitch her trailer to, then sinks her fangs into them for all they're worth!

It was me that she screwed to get her contract! Jessalyn Hart brought Vita to the dance, but was dumped the second Vita captured a singles belt! After 37 straight losses to Sarah Lacklan, Vita would hook up with a "bad boy" and rebrand herself as "Vicious", but after that move fell flat on its face she dumped Noah for Ruby so that Ruby could fix that public image, and as soon as she did, The Super Friends seemed to disband as well! Now she's doing the same thing with Sar, except here the two dummies are too dumb to see that they're both playing the same game!

OH, AND LET'S NOT FORGET THAT VITA IS A VAMPIRE, AND LITERALLY COMMITS IMMORAL ACTS NIGHTLY JUST TO SURVIVE!

Graves has more, but he stops to smirk at Mr. Clinton. He rubs his palms together and can already taste those McDoubles!

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