With his BEST FRIEND ALIAS off-world, Lance doesn't have much to do but watch the events unfold.

"Vita should really invest some of that money..."

Being such a super fan, he notes down the phone number of THAT Dad for future reference, and then he pretty much loses his shit (and by that, it means his palms are super sweaty and his eyebrow stars twitching) when he realises that he somehow has access to X-Bux!

(03-21-2022, 08:14 PM)Lacklan Said: *watches Vita vs THAT Guy*

I've got 100 Xbux on Vita!

"OMG it's Sarah Lacklan!" In his giddy panic, he mispronounces Lacklan's surname and promises to himself that he'll give himself ten lashes later. However, while the opportunity is here... "Excuse me, ma'am, I'll give you 1,000 X-Bux if Vita wins, but if she should lose I'd like one free consult with THE WORLD'S GREATEST LIFE COACH."

Mentally he pats himself on the back. He shot his shot, and its up to fate now.