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Lacklan Offline
World's best at making murderhobos cry


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The 'cool' kliq fans
(booed by casual fans; opportunistic; often plays dirty while setting the trends)
 (Where is my roster page?)
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02-23-2022, 11:31 AM

(02-23-2022, 08:04 AM)BIG PREESH Said: *stuff spoken through a mouthful of marbles*

*looks at stomped dolls*

*sees that, indeed, the dolls are of "Wildhorse" David Danger and
Jonathan "Tornado" Aluminum*

*sighs*

Okay, for realsies this time.

Well...well...weeeeeellll....if it isn't the Flab Five. First of all, did you see what I did there? So amaze, right?

Secondly, it's not MY fault that you dum-dums haven't figured out where the REAL money is made! As Baby Yoda's granddaddy once said: Merchandising! You can't go ANYWHERE in the GREATEST state in the union-

🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINE🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶


-without seeing why I had so much #ShoeMoney growing up. We even branded the freakin' STORMS out there. #LacklanMistral

Thirdly, while I appreciate gumption and a gung-ho attitude like any other wrestling executive (#AnarchyCommish #AnarchyIsTheBestAnarchyNumberOne #TuneInForThePlumpPigeonTournament #AKATheSar1Classic), I cannot, in good graces, accept any kind of match wherein the competitors may drop dead at any moment due to congestive heart failure (#PleaseIgnoreBarneyVsGenericHeel #tysm). Therefore, the attempts by YOUR boys, the DisintiLOSERS (#SeeWhatIDidThere), to hide behind approximately 3530 pounds of leftover cheeseburgers will be IN VAIN until they can pass a physical!
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Messages In This Thread
Bugs go - by Lacklan - 02-22-2022, 01:53 PM
re:Bugs go - by Charlie Nickles - 02-22-2022, 03:16 PM
re:Bugs go - by Charlie Nickles - 03-08-2022, 12:25 PM
re:Bugs go - by BIG PREESH - 02-23-2022, 08:04 AM
re:Bugs go - by Lacklan - 02-23-2022, 08:14 AM
re:Bugs go - by Lacklan - 02-23-2022, 11:31 AM
re:Bugs go - by Lacklan - 03-08-2022, 11:11 AM
re:Bugs go - by The Disintigrators - 03-08-2022, 01:05 PM
re:Bugs go - by Lacklan - 03-08-2022, 01:31 PM



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