(01-13-2022, 10:56 PM)JimCaedus Said:

None of the closing segment actually happened, because the footage Said:We cut to a shot of Jim Caedus and Lycana walking side-by-side in the backstage halls of the XWF. The crowd pops as the footage of two of their favorite XWF stars pops up on the X-tron for the whole audience to enjoy. Jim and Lycana are laughing and joking together, clearly enjoying each other's company as they walk in lockstep.


Lycana and I aren't together. Period. End of discussion. Anyone arguing to the legitimacy of this bullshit is showing they didn't view her promotional content in full. That's on you, not me, and shame on you 😂. Not you though Charlie, you're just a complete fuckin' tool who once again outsmarted himself and is makin' anyone associating with or defending you look like an idiot.



HHL: "Jim and Lycana both have big time title matches coming up tonight."


This commentary establishes that this segment takes place before either of Lycana or my matches.




PC: "Imagine how awkward the ride back to the hotel is going to be if only ONE of them wins tonight!"

HHL: "Oh that sounds incredibly awkward for them, but I think they both have a very good chance of walking away tonight with championship gold!"




Jim Caedus and Lycana stop in their tracks when they hear strange music begin playing behind one of the locked doors leading into the hallway. The pair see Thunder Knuckles at the end of the hallway smoking a big ol' cuban cigar. Thunder Knuckles locks eyes with Jim Caedus as he takes a puff from his gar'. TK blows a huge puff of smoke out as the old familiar song begins playing louder and louder. Jim and Lycana take a brief look at the door with the music before looking back to TK as he takes another puff.

Then the door swings open and the music becomes much louder. A large man with a beard and a weapon comes charging out of the room!


This is all pretty funny, considering if I saw TK backstage I'd kick that obnoxious pube-fro clean off 'is fat fuckin' balloon head. See you soon by the way TK.




HHL: "IT'S CHARLIE NICKLES!"

PC: "AND HE HAS HIS BARBED-WIRE BASEBALL BAT!"

The Nickleman swings his bat at Lycana's head like he's looking for a home run! She falls into Jim's arms with questionable consciousness. Caedus looks up at Charlie just in time to get himself a face full of barbed wire slugger! Charlie tees off on Jim and Lycana a few more times until the pair falls to the ground. Thunder Knuckles begins slowly golf clapping from the end of the hallway as the embers on the tip of his cigar ash and fall to the ground.

PC: "Charlie already has a match lined up for the universal championship, he doesn't need to do this! This is absolutely unnecessary! What point does he think he's proving?"

HHL: "I don't think he's trying to prove a point Pip, I think Charlie's just doing this for the hell of it! He's sick and twisted like that!"



PC: "These bastards are drawing into question the integrity of our championship matches later tonight! These two might not even be cleared to wrestle after Charlie's done with them!"

HHL: "They'll be cleared, Pip! Lycana and Jim Caedus are two of the toughest superstars on the roster. They might be at a disadvantage now, though, that's for sure!"


Further establishing timeline before my and Lycana's matches. Do I honestly have to point all this out?



TK's golf clap doesn't stop until Little Feather and a band of XWF security guards are seen rounding the corner and coming down the hall. TK whistles and Charlie looks over his shoulder at the encroaching security force. The Nickleman stands up tall and looks directly at the approaching security team.

The Nickleman: "I get it, you don't want me around, I'm ruining the show! Well don't fucking worry because I'm leaving and I'm taking the XWF's most prestigious belt with me!"

PC: "Oh no- Charlie's going to try and steal the universal championship!"

Charlie steps away from the scene with his now bloody baseball bat. The Nickleman swings the bat up to his shoulder before resting it there. Him and TK start to walk away as Little Feather checks on the universal champion and Lycana. Charlie reaches down and rubs the golden plate on his TV belt as he walks away.

The Nickleman: "I'm sorry you had to see that, Goldi, but sometimes a man has to take care of business. I hope we can still enjoy our date tonight!"

PC: "Wait, so Charlie is just leaving without the most prestigious belt?"

HHL: "Charlie's a nutjob, nothing he does makes any sense! He's just a violent lunatic and that's all there is to him!"



Little Feather and the security team usher Lycana and Jim Caedus towards the medical room before we cut away from the footage of the carnage.


PIP: What kind of condition is Jim Caedus going to be in come Fire and Ice?! He's a marked man! Fans we're out of time!!


That right there absolutely is the commentary closing the show, speaking about segueing into Fire & Ice, "fans we're out of time." This completely invalidates everything in the segment. If it did not, Pip would've said what condition is Jim Caedus going to be in for his match tonight against Schism. Now, I'm sorry that this is some amateur hour horseshit, I truly am, but I, Jim Caedus, am no-selling this completely false and doctored footage. This never happened.

You sure are a stupid bastard to decide to manipulate quality XWF programming with your fake news flying contradicting timelines Charlie, isn't that what happened here? Yes. Yes it is. Ah well. Ce la vie.

Gee, I- I sure hope Peter Vaughn and The Exiles don't see this farce for what it should mean to them: Charlie Nickles undermining the very real (and pussy I might add) gangin' up on me at the conclusion of Warfare. Hell, I'd think they'd wanna kick your ass and establish dominance or some shit. Mm, maybe not. I could be givin' them too much credit. If they didn't fear you, they would have already fucked you up, considering you chased their precious Betsy outta the XWF (well...y'know, like Raven and Warstein weren't here but "were here" whenever there was a fight outside the ring). We'll see I guess...