(12-01-2021, 08:04 PM)Bobby Bourbon Said: TK, just leave Vinnie be. It's completely transparent to everyone what's going on.

Robert Main has become Vinnie's lunch chef. Vinnie makes sure Main doesn't have to fight on televised matches, only on PPV, allowing people like us to sell tickets and hype events, knowing that Main couldn’t draw a triangle. Check it, once Apex has one of their mandatory monthly defenses and there's no pay-per-view, that Disintegrators Freebirds rule is going to rear it's head, and we all know Jim Caedus ain't backing down from a fight.

Vinnie makes sure anyone who challenges him is told they're not in Robert Main’s place, and to be fair, who would want to be? Shit, not too long ago Rob brought up my controversial Universal Championship reign, as ancient as that is. Who the fuck brings up Main’s reigns as champ? Vinnie. Because Robert Main is Vinnie's lunch chef.

Every day, at noon, Vinnie gets his hankering for a snack, and needs satisfaction, so Robert shows up and leaves Vinnie fulfilled by getting to work and tossing his salad. Vinnie loves it, that beard tickles just right while Main uses his mouth better than he ever has with a microphone in hand. Then, once the taste of Vinnie's ass is embedded on his lips like the felchmonger he is, Robert Main goes home and waits for the next PPV.

Now seriously, TK, go beat off, your hard-on for Main is causing Vinnie to get jealous. We got better shit to do, and fuck, why don't you just beat the shit out of Lycana already and get it overwith?